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  1. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    You would refer to the 80s you old fuck, Hefner
  2. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/Jayzmanz/trollin/HatersGH.png
  3. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    Ha, jones talking shit, exlax breath mints
  4. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    There isn't enough funny icons to explain how hard I laughed at this. You delivered the funnies, Sunday news paper
  5. phil

    Valentine's Day

    i thought about the whole making dinner thing, but i do that once a week for her anyways so thats not a big deal. speaking of that im making dinner tonight, fack!!!
  6. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    this guy has no clue whats going on, president bush
  7. phil

    Valentine's Day

    did sam provide the crabs???:gabe:
  8. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    not sure how to respond, fema
  9. phil

    Valentine's Day

    nope, your woman does though:dumb:
  10. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    i think i was pretty clear, high def
  11. phil

    Valentine's Day

    :masturboy: i see what you did there, no goggles
  12. phil

    Valentine's Day

    most of cr hates women... its a fact, you bring this up and you can tell who the fat fucks and the cheese balls are.. I. E (guy that has a womans response,( woman that isnt a total trash bag) ) prolly does dinner, something in effort to be romantic. live show, soft music, wine, something intimate and sexy... now cr response FUCK VALENTINES DAY this is the guy jerking off to red tube and posting on cr.... foreveralone 2/14/12 or my favorite guy that has a woman on cr (woman is prolly a dog pile becuase she chooses to be with this more than likely over weight, nerd bound, 2 pump chump, internet hero .... I.E, Jones, Buck, Nther91 ect "my girl says v day is overrated and we dont have to do shit. i dont need a holiday to show i love my woman. she got me a case of bud light and we watched dukes of hazzard all night while eating wal mart chips." i love her.... I will be taking the woman out to cincy because i think the night view is amazing out there, get a nice hotel, and just have a secksy nite all around.
  13. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    beat dick meeting, docking in all honesty he would beat the dog shit out of you, mike vick
  14. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    dude you dont understand, i was a flowing river, mississippi. i couldnt even control it, chipolte dump. next time we go your coming, porno star:fuckyeah:
  15. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    you didnt come out to party with me last weekend. i was honestly saddened by this, emotional disaster
  16. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    7 foot conversations, these dudes is 5'11
  17. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    wrong!!!!!:fuuuu: its a punch line... get it together, elmers
  18. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    i know people are looking at this shit, and thinking " wow, im confused, im so lost", labyrinth:confused:
  19. phil

    CR Beer Pong

    ok well who has a dump hole we can use? SAMS HOUSE?
  20. phil

    IM BACK BITCHES!!!

    WINNING..... tim tebow:lolguy:
  21. phil

    CR Beer Pong

    no one signs up til that day, thats the way it works. sucks to hear, lets just go to someones house and play. bring the money, winner takes all
  22. phil

    Hipsters

    Be Scotty , be my Texas hero, no bush
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