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Gixxus Christ!

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  1. Leviathan in my pants The goonies in my pants The pink panther... Blow The Mexican Undercover brother All the president's men Freddy got fingered Thelma and Louise
  2. I made a similar painting on a sock just now but it wasn't as colorful.
  3. Stopped counting but I think tomorrow is 7 weeks. Joined planet fitness, time for phase 2: operation sweaty taint. Hope to lose 3 or 4 lbs a month for the next year or so.
  4. Yeah, I'm gonna give that a shot. Also more cardio and hopefully lose a few inches.
  5. Got room for a bandit on your rig?
  6. Thing is I have like a 200 mile ride just to get down thwre...at least 150 I think...gonna be a sore butt...
  7. And +1 on the hot tub cabin with booze.
  8. Well I wasn't fucking talking to you, was I tim? Lol....
  9. KENNEDY WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND HIS DOPPLEGANGER WAS ASSASSINATED BY GYPSIES WHO WERE PAID BY THE SOVIET GOVERNMENT TO SUBVERT THE CONTROL OF THE AMERICAN MAFIA OVER POLITICS...AND CHEMTRAILS.
  10. If you lift the slider just right it will Pull the locking pawl out of the notch in the frame.
  11. FLOURIDE IN THE DRINKING WATER
  12. Locked myself out once. Me and the wifey came home from the bar and she immediately went upstairs and passed out, leaving her purse, phone etc on the counter. I went out for a smoke and locked the door behind me due to muscle memory, leaving my keys on the counter. I beat on the door for about 15 minutes before the cops came. When they showed up I was trying to slip the doorknob with a spatula from the bbq. After a lengthy conversation of them accusing me of fighting with her and being locked out by her, I was asked to leave my own property. Walked up the road and stayed on a buddy's couch.
  13. Idk...The derps aren't so vocal this winter..
  14. I looked into it and it is indeed sublimation.
  15. Z31 body style 300zx turbo. Bought one back in 07 for $800. Fun little car, really wish I had held onto it.
  16. You just have to ride for a few hours on flat, straight roads to get there.
  17. Wow. That's a cocksucker right there. I'd have had trouble not escalating to physical violence. Laugh about creating a potentially life threatening condition on the track....what a fucktard.
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