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Im glad someone finds it amusing I know im not the only road rager here, other peeps are just too embarrassed to share their road rage stories. I think they make for a great read and im sure some of the people pointing fingers at me are guilty aswell <3 bandwaggoners

I admit, im no better than the idiot out there, but atleast I drive safe I still watch traffic as im raging down the road although my actions may not be safe for myself or the asshole.

This is grammer btw, If this is what you meant than you sir make no sense... http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammer#_ Unless you meant this.

Are you the grammer police? Btw u spelled grammar wrong :asshole:

I know, actually bad driving is the only thing that pisses me off, I dunno why. ok well one of the only things, the ONLY other thing that pisses me off is when someone puts their hands on a friend/family member. Im actually pretty calm and non confrontational for the most part. But if someone puts my life/money in danger because they feel 'they are the most important thing in the world' than in my opinion they are asking for it. Scaring the shit out of someone might change their outlook on paying attention to the road, then again maybe not either way now they know how they made me feel, scared and then pissed to high hell. If people dont like road rage then maybe they should learn to drive I can count on 1 hand how many accidents ive almost caused. 1) pulled out infront of somoene(they were going atleast 2x the speed limit, but still my fault I think cuz I didnt look right a second time) I waved, he noted it was an accident and went bout his businesses 2) 120mph right hand turn, which lead to a spinout (not smart, I almost took out 2 cars but they were both undistracted and had plenty of time to react) 3)almost rearended car cuz I was distracted by a hot chick and I was speeding, I left about a 100ft skid mark on the road. 4) pulled out infront of a BMW(was distracted talkin to my wife and didnt see him past her head, I waved he noted it was a complete accident and wrote it off) Now I would need an entire paper factory to note all the accidents ive avoided due to idiots.

So, I was driving to my other job this afternoon when I saw this mammoth of bike ride by going in the opposite direction of me. I didnt get a real good look at it cuz the median was in the way and he was going pretty fast. the guy looked like a midget on this thing, it was kind of a sports bike but not really. It was way too wide and heavy looking to be a dirtbike and way too tall for a streetbike(looked like he needed a ladder to get on that thing ) im thinking it might of been a triumph tiger(I think thats the correct name). are those endos? It didnt look like it belonged on or off road... I dunno, it just caught my eye though and I havent been able to get it out of my head. Anyone know what it could of been?

Know of any cheap new/used AC window units for sale? Mine is a POS, ive had it for 6 years now and it was like 10+ years old when I got it im looking for one with climate control, I hate how mine is either on(freezing) or off(hot) the speeds on it dont work worth a shit. Long shot here, but I figure if your a tech you might have the hookup.

When people do that(and my kids are NOT in the car) they can expect a few 1 finger salutes, the horn, tailgating, break checking, me going out of my way to not let em pass while keeping them at a very slow pace and if they get in the passing lane I will keep them there, following them for miles out of my way, getting out of my car at a light, throwing shit out the window at them, and whatever else I feel necessary to make them feel as uncomfortable as possible(like they made me felt) Im sure as hell not the bigger man in these types of situations, now if they give a lil wave(as to say sorry, didnt see you, but I acknowledge I almost hit you) than thats understandable. Shit happens, but outright doing shit on purpose or totally not paying attention to the road requires punishment. I cant even count how many times ive had to avoid an accident in my car because people are idiots and it pisses me off to high hell. Ive had 3 close calls on my bike due to people not giving a fuck though and thats some scary shit. I try to stay a few car lengths back on my bike to give myself an out and ill even slow down some when I see a car that wants to turn so I have more reaction time if they do something retarded. Fuck all you cellphone using, newspaper reading, cutting fuckers off cuz ur in a hurry, non paying attention assholes out there, I hope you wreck your cars into a telephone pole or off a cliff and die.

Some cop(not a random cop, but one I know well) apparently had nothing better to do than wait for someone(prob me ) to come back to their bike(my bike) because it was in handicap parking(with a handicap review mirror tag hanging on the bars) I guess he felt stupid when he found out it was my dad(who is buds with his partner)... I think thats pretty dirty, that fucker always pulls me over, even if im doing nothing wrong. I used to give him shit back in the day, guess he never got over it... Dude needs to grow up... Now as for you, have you discovered who took my powerade yet? Thats $1.79 down the drain, if you dont take care of it I guess ill be forced to file an offical police report P.s. The donut jokes never get old

Not really, just wear all your gear and you'll be golden

Idea 3 - because everyone that drives actually has a license Idea 3 - would lead to alot more of this http://www.ohioriders.net/showthread.php?t=92367

Unlimited ammo

go blue

90% of the forum is all ball bustin especially after the first couple of pages in a thread. I get my kicks off it very entertaining.

Nvm

Would you like a cookie? Or donut? Now be a good lil piggy and find out who drank my fucking powerade the other day so I can rip them a new asshole. J/k, but seriously who cares? I thought about becoming a cop, but Jesus, all the bullshit they have to go through everyday, although who likes their job anyhow

<3 ghost riding

Sexy

Me and bad could be onto something. Have you ever seen a zombie try to get past a mound of shit?

I wish I had pics/vids of it lol, it was pretty epic... Until she hit the breaks.

I think I was 7-8 when I talked my mom into pulling me behind the car on rollerblades long story short I almost got ran over... Wtf was she thinking letting me talk her into something like that?

that was one of the poll options, not a statement I eat a burrito like once a week.

Wow, just wow...