JackFlash

I don't normally buzz around with my brights on but if there's a car

wanting to pull out of a side street or a parking lot, I'll flip them on

long enough to know that they see me coming.

I've been very annoyed by bikes with brights on when I've been

driving down the road. I don't think it makes you any more

visible to cars than low beams. It just pisses people off when

they are blinded by brights that don't need to be on.

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I'm glad you could get up and still ride.

How's that left knee? It looks like it

took a beating.

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Car with one headlight is known in some circles as a Bosnian Motorcycle.

"An oncoming car driving at night with only one working headlight.

Said car can be dangerous if your riding a motorcycle towards it

on a narrow road or lane without realising. I nearly ended up in a

hedge last night when I thought I was about to pass another bike

only to realise at the last minute it was a f**king Bosnian Motorcycle."

What the hell is wrong with people? This world is turning to shit.

The lack of fear of going to hell is reason for half of this shit.

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Welcome back!

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“Gangbusters Bike,” which had 13 shotguns, two revolvers,

six bayonets and a flare gun mounted to it — perfect for

Bike to Work Day if you’re a ’40s mobster.

GO ahead, cut me off! Make my day! :lol:

"Road rage my ass! I got your road rage right here, MF'er!"

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Do you think it would work to use old candles instead of the paraffin?

I have a bunch of candles that the wife didn't want or didn't use after buying them and they were shuffled to the garage for storage.

Old candles would work well. Just don't let any perfumed smoke

from the candle get into your food or it might taste like it smells.

I made me a pop can stove. 1 oz. plus 3 oz of alcohol per day.

This is very cool.

...an old school can opener with the point to punch triangle holes in the cans.

Bigger can set over the fuel can ready to use for heating:

can may improve air flow, a bit.

The old school can opener that makes holes like that is know as

a churchkey.

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...my bike goes just as fast as that thing does...

I can see you buzzing along, when one of those approach

you from the rear. Instead of passing you, it simply

rolls over you and keeps going down the road while you

wonder WTF just happened.

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Can you imagine being the driver of one of those and having six bikes

shoot out from underneath you while you're going down the road?

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Something like this happened to me once.

I followed the guy, he eventually pulled into Walmart.

I went straight, then circled back around from the other entrance.

I saw him walk inside, I parked my Jeep between the front door and his truck, then promptly removed all four of his valve stem cores.

I relocated to WAY across the parking lot and waited...

He came back out twenty minutes later, and I think he was pissed.

He slammed his bag of walmart shit on the ground, kicked one of his flat truck tires, and proceeded to call someone from his cellphone.

I wonder if he ever found his valve cores, neatly placed on his windshield, above his wiper blades.

True story.

I've often had the desire to do something very similar but instead of removing the

valve stems, I've wanted to just cut them off with a pair of side cutters, all four of them.

Another thing is to pour fish emulsion plant fertilizer down the vents at the base of their windshield. That stuff stinks and in the summer time when it's hot, oh jeeze!

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I don't think the brakes are trustworthy either.

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There will be a bike out there with your name on it

when you decide you need one again.

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1st day back to work after

four days off is no picnic.

Grumble, grumble.

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Looks like someone fired up the Delorian:rolleyes:

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I just caught that.

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Welcome to the nut house.

If you have any sanity,

kiss it goodbye.