Of these I have used a few Bad Cop! No Donut got me a couple of laughs, still got a ticket I pay your salary go me laughed and still got a ticket + a K9 search I once said, I wanted to be a cop, but I joined the navy instead, their guns are more fun, actually got me out of a very high priced ticket, when I told him I was coming home from Iraq, (partially true, my deployment was over 4 months earlier)