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ninjachic

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  1. Keanu is actually a very generous person. Google-Fu his charitable attributes sometime. You might change your mind. He gave $72M dollars to the makeup/costume crew that worked on the 'Matrix' series with him. He also gave the entire stunt crew 'Speed' brand new Harleys. Apparently' date=' he also leaves random suitcases filled with cash in hotel rooms as tips.[/quote']

    Oh I'm sure as a person he's great. Wouldn't really know though. Never met him. Haha. But I can't stand him as an actor.

  2. I'm all for same sex marriage. and I dont think anyone should regulate who someone can and cannot marry. Isnt this supposed to be a free country? So shouldnt people be free to marry who they want? If youre against it, fine, good for you, then don't marry someone of the same sex and you're fine. I used to work for a guy couple (best bosses ever btw). They've been together 20+ years. They have no intention on ever getting married but considering how long they've been together (more than most opposite sex couple nowadays), shouldnt they be able to receive the same benefits as everyone else?

  3. 1. You grow poppies and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    You may be a Muslim

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher and ammo, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    You may be a Muslim

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon and pork unclean.

    You may be a Muslim

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    You may be a Muslim

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    You may be a Muslim

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    You may be a Muslim

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    You may be a Muslim

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    You may be a Muslim

    10. Your cousin is president of the United States .

    You may be a Muslim

    11. You find this offensive or racist and won't forward it.

    You probably are a Muslim

  4. Short, sweet and to the point.

    A devout Muslim entered a black cab in London.

    He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his

    religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the

    prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of

    the infidel.

    The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened

    the door.

    The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"

    The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so

    get out and wait for a camel!!"

  5. One summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22-ft. Bayliner to perform. It wouldn't get on a plane at all, and it was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power she applied.

    After about an hour of trying to make it go, she putted over to a nearby marina. May they could tell her what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything was in perfect working order. The engine ran fine, the outdrive went up and down, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

    (REMEMBER, this is TRUE)

    Under the boar, still strapped securely in place was the trailer.

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