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ninjachic

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  1. Well at least I didnt have to get a cab to work like my dad. Since my mom came to get me in her other car, it left my dad without a way to get to work since he didnt check his car or my brothers car until after my mom left. Yet what I cant figure out is I just put a new battery in my bike a month ago and I couldnt get my bike to start this morning either.
  2. Well I'm not special enough to own more than one car.
  3. Well aren't you special!!!! Remember karmas a bitch!!! Haha
  4. Actually considering the battery in my car, my dads car, my brothers car and my moms car are all dead, I doubt it has anything to do with how I take care of my car. But I was more just complaining about how incredibly cold I am at the moment.
  5. for all of you who asked for snow so much, i'm officially mad at you. nothing like trying to push my car out of the garage in this cold so that my mom can come jump my battery. I'm freezing right now.
  6. A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Nancy Pelosi. That evening, the man brought Nancy to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Nancy batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He asked, Take the dog for a walk??
  7. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired." Didn't see that one coming, did you?
  8. You are very welcome. It was definitely wonderful meeting both of you! Cant wait to see you both again next month!

  9. I suppose I should start figuring out how I am getting myself and my bike down there and back of course. Anyone?
  10. Oh good to know I work right there so e when it opens and if anyone wants to go let me know!
  11. Me too. I quit my 2nd job so I shouldn't have an issue with timing now!
  12. Ok so who is in Indy for the night? And where we drinking?
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