ninjachic

no not gonna happen. i just want this one rideable til i can afford one in better condition.

Well I know the carbs...no the whole damn thing...needs cleaned and I'm still trying to figure out the rest. I actually managed to change the oil by myself at least. But I still want to set the guy who owned it before me on fire!

then we should drink and wallow in sorrow together!!!!

haha. sorry i'm being sarcastic because I am drunk and pissed off. not a good combo.

haha thanks. that helps only one of the problems though. wanna come help fix the rest of it?

he be happy you can actually afford to have your bike in the shop to get fixed. Mine is currently in my garage taken apart with me drunk trying to figure out how to make it work by myself!

Yeah i noticed when I unscrewed it and gas came pouring out all over my garage! Hence part of the reason I am considerably pissed off today!

upper fairing not fender. damn phone posted that wrong!

No genius idiot who owned the bike before screwed the front fender into the gas tank. The whole damn this is a mess.

spending the day attempting to take my bike apart and fix it myself which should be interesting because 1. I really have no idea what I am doing and 2. the first screw I took out turned out to go through my gas tank and now i have gas leaking down the side of my bike. awesome. and No I do not have the ability to get it anywhere to have someone else look at it. but if anyone is willing to come help it would be much appreciated.

Well i was talking about last night but I suppose I could make it work tonight as well.

Anyone in the cbus area want to grab a drink tonight? I could really use 1 or 10!

I am so sorry to hear that. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you for next time!

Happy Birthday Guys! Enjoy your birthday weekend! :smilie_geb_073:

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"A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy," he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me." The blond man says, "Wait, I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet."

Perks of reaching 50 .....Or being over 60 ,,,,and even heading towards 70 or beyond! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, 'Did I wake you?' 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you buy now won't wear out. 8. You can eat supper at 4 PM. 9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. 10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. 11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. 12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 13. You sing along with elevator music. 14. Your eyes won't get much worse. 15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. 17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 19. You can't remember who posted this list. 20. I can't remember #20, so you add a few.....

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I went to a wedding last weekend. Just before introducing the new Bride and Groom, the MC asked that all the married men in the room stand next to the one person in the room that made their lives worth living. The poor bartender was nearly crushed to death.

I swear it's easier to adopt a child than it is to adopt a dog!

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