LMAO
By J. Wells on October 18, 2015
So I thought this was the real thing. I was so excited to open the box and admire my newly found badassedness in the full length mirror. Wow! I had like three days of stubble from not shaving since Sunday school earlier in the week. Man, it make me feel like one seasoned tough hombre! I knew about a bar with lots of bikes out front, but I figured since the bikes were all Harley's, and no gold wings or cam ams, these guys were probably to stupid to know if I was really a biker or not. (I parked the Camry across the street). Well, I took a deep breath, and entered the world if my new biker friends. Hell man, I marched right up to that bar and ordered a gimlet! I didn't even know what that was, but I saw a cool guy order it in a black and white movie. I'm not sure what happened next, but somehow I'm now stuck in a electric wheel chair for life. Which is kinda like being a biker. Open air and all that. I found another place here on Amazon that sells biker stickers, so now they are all over my wheelchair. Living the dream. 1%er.