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I'll humbly accept Jerry as a guardian angel. No outrunning him anymore and he knows how to roll. 

Rest In Peace, Sailor Jerry. Godspeed and thank you for your service. You were a man we should all strive to emulate.

My Yuasa popped one evening on a looooooong ride home, and we were basically between I-77 and OH-800, on OH-22. I called home for help and a tow, but got an ear full of nope. Jerry refused to leave my side, even stayed until the wrecker arrived and loaded me up. I was already discouraged about some home issues and he even counseled me a bit and then called to check in on me a few days later. 

I'm grateful to have met him and honored to have known him. He had that old-school charm and charisma. The world is a lesser place without him, but I'm a better man because of his kindness. 

175 lbs this morning. Chasing whiskey with whiskey. Breakfast of champions. 

I'm a maybe, but a strong one at this point. Im not down for karting. Sorry for the late reply. 

Because we cried foul when the CanAm was delivered and it didn't meet our criteria for a proper motorcycle? 

I have a set of FroggTogggggs that I don't use. Wore them once on the freeway a few years back going to the Gap. I believe they're a medium. For the record, they fit OVER my leathers. PM me if you're in need of some decent rain gear. 

Just now, Ron505 said:

Wife blew a tire today....hmmm...wonder what's next?

Give her my address and I'll let you know. 

Cookie jar in the freezer...next to his pillow. 

7 minutes ago, what said:

Well you guys consumed a lot of some type of plant leaf that's for sure. 

Yeah, but that's all behind me. I only smoke legal substances, now. It may not be legal in Ohio, but it's legal somewhere. 

Not a problem. Got my flu shot. I'm immunity. 

16 minutes ago, what said:

Lots of people with tiny hands I guess. 

He has a white kid's brain and an Asian kid's genitals. Damn..that must suck. 

Tony consumed a lot of tea last year. 

Day one will be a 500+ mile day from Akron on all 2-lane roads. 

I've trailered. I've 2-laned. I've slabbed. I've never regretted taking the trailer. Your bike of choice and overall fitness make a difference. 

Waterproof textile suit. Done. 

1 hour ago, Killer_kaw said:

You know you’ll try to get a knee down on every on ramp. 

Well, yeah. How else will I adjust my center stand before I hit the Smokeys? This baby is fresh and shiny everywhere. 

1 hour ago, motocat12 said:

Even quality rulers can be sabotaged by user error

Eat. A. Penis. I was not sober.

Just now, Danimal said:

I wear pants

 

54 minutes ago, Tonik said:

I love you Mike, but dude it's 20 below.

Right? Besides, does he know what salt does to Italian steel? Turns it into oven-crusted parmagiana. 

I may slab if time dictates it. The new Duc is pretty versatile. It churns 90 mph at 5500 rpm. I've hard bags, a throttle lock and fresh Michelins. I may slab all season long. 

Try mountain biking at Mohican. Talk about a let down. 

2 hours ago, TimTheAzn said:

So, are people starting to ride down on the 20th and will make it to the hotel on the 21st sometime?

I'm planning to do OH-800 to WV-16. Sleep in Marion. Take @Tonik's route through NC/TN to the motel on day 2. 

Unless I slab. I might slab. 

You all deserve to be stranded and left for dead in the mountains.