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Just now, Ron505 said:

Wife blew a tire today....hmmm...wonder what's next?

Give her my address and I'll let you know. 

Cookie jar in the freezer...next to his pillow. 

7 minutes ago, what said:

Well you guys consumed a lot of some type of plant leaf that's for sure. 

Yeah, but that's all behind me. I only smoke legal substances, now. It may not be legal in Ohio, but it's legal somewhere. 

Not a problem. Got my flu shot. I'm immunity. 

16 minutes ago, what said:

Lots of people with tiny hands I guess. 

He has a white kid's brain and an Asian kid's genitals. Damn..that must suck. 

Tony consumed a lot of tea last year. 

Day one will be a 500+ mile day from Akron on all 2-lane roads. 

I've trailered. I've 2-laned. I've slabbed. I've never regretted taking the trailer. Your bike of choice and overall fitness make a difference. 

Waterproof textile suit. Done. 

1 hour ago, Killer_kaw said:

You know you’ll try to get a knee down on every on ramp. 

Well, yeah. How else will I adjust my center stand before I hit the Smokeys? This baby is fresh and shiny everywhere. 

1 hour ago, motocat12 said:

Even quality rulers can be sabotaged by user error

Eat. A. Penis. I was not sober.

Just now, Danimal said:

I wear pants

 

54 minutes ago, Tonik said:

I love you Mike, but dude it's 20 below.

Right? Besides, does he know what salt does to Italian steel? Turns it into oven-crusted parmagiana. 

I may slab if time dictates it. The new Duc is pretty versatile. It churns 90 mph at 5500 rpm. I've hard bags, a throttle lock and fresh Michelins. I may slab all season long. 

Try mountain biking at Mohican. Talk about a let down. 

2 hours ago, TimTheAzn said:

So, are people starting to ride down on the 20th and will make it to the hotel on the 21st sometime?

I'm planning to do OH-800 to WV-16. Sleep in Marion. Take @Tonik's route through NC/TN to the motel on day 2. 

Unless I slab. I might slab. 

You all deserve to be stranded and left for dead in the mountains. 

And don't use a shitty AutoZone meter you bought in the bargain bin for $10. Have some pride. 

DoubleStuff Oreo extra-stuffed with a whole Reese Cup and then dipped in chocolate. 

Happy New Year. Where's my bicycle? 

I paid $58.50 for 3 races and it was my first time being there. 

If I can still make it, I plan on taking back roads the entire trip. @Tpoppa and I rolled that way for the majority of our miles and it was quite a good weekend. The ST3 is even better than the Multistrada, which was a gem of a bike. I can't wait to get out and put a solid 2500 mile weekend on it. 

Best I got was a twenty-four. 

Textile, all the way. Wet leathers are a nuisance.