Pauly

How about "Stopper" or "Sam"? 

Just now, Casper said:

You've obviously never shopped for Triumph stuff... 

I will remember you said that. 

I rode 800 from the river to Urichsville on Sunday. It is a mixed bag of good and not so good. 

Ducati of Omaha is where I get my new OEM parts. 

47 minutes ago, snot said:

.... My issue is length....

You and me both, sister. 

Congratulations and many happy years. 

Ride in a torrential rain storm. That will do the trick. 

19 minutes ago, SpecialEd said:

2tall, no need for preemptory apologies; I don't judge and am certainly no grammar Nazi--outside of my classroom 😅

Right this moment? I could use a Coke. 

4 hours ago, MidgetTodd said:

Somewhat off topic but not really, Mikhail Kalashnikov is one person I genuinely would’ve liked to have met and had a few rounds of Vodka with. 

Yes. Him and that Russian guy that designed the AK-47 are on my top 30 list. 

I wish. I have to pack for my trip. Prolly wont see you until the Gap trip, but I have committed to that. 

Reminds me.. I have to mail a check tomorrow. 

5 hours ago, motocat12 said:

so what happened last night?

4 hours ago, Tpoppa said:

Honestly, I would prefer bouncing off some British spotted dick compared to the life lessons I have been gagging on these past few months. 

Last night I only gorged myself on sushi. I was a good boy last night. 

So, exactly how old do I have to live to be able to stop thinking, "if I knew then what I know now"? 

Goddamn.

They also made rifles. Not many people know that. You're welcome. 

13 hours ago, 2talltim said:

Or more?

I wanna see the third one. Thats a penis joke. 

Nevernind. I saw orange and immediately thought Roscoe. I didn't know you were mainstream enough to buy Specialized. Lol

Have a good time. Better you than me. 

Got my Kona back. First ride of the year. First since @TimTheAzn rode with me last year. Felt great to be in the woods again. I didn't even crash today.

Small frame (15-16"), with 26 or 27.5" wheels. Disc brakes, decent equipment and not falling apart. I am gonna shove him down the face of a cliff and see if I can make some money on this new insurance policy. 

Stayed there before. It's a fine Christian establishment. 10/10, would stay again. 

I was a tech for Nissan in my previous life. I saw Nissan warranty an engine that had a rod knock at 60k miles with a customer that had one service ticket from her first oil change at less than 10k miles. She admitted that was the only time the car saw a service department. Nissan didnt even fight her on warranty. Turns out, per case precident, a single oil change is a "sufficient attempt at maintenance" and she would have cost more in litigation than the reman'd VQ35 that I installed.

I am so confused right now...

14 hours ago, max power said:

Can’t ride two bikes down

Not with that attitude.