Pauly

Tire pressure set. Heat-troller and tank bag ready to go. Helmet is charging. My ass is riding tomorrow.

I have 4 motorcycles. What tire shortage?

Hey now! That's mean.

Some Japanese bikes have non-serviceable fork assemblies.

Turned 21 in November. I have no idea. I was hoping to be shot in the head like Lincoln for a few hours afterward.

Eating 2.5 Chipotle burritos in one sitting. Not strangling my child in 21 years. Cherohala Skyway. Only being fired one time in my life... from a Japanese steakhouse I had no business working at. I made it 2 whole shifts before getting the axe.

I ordered a few more sets of tires for the GSA. That puts me at 5 full sets after the knobblies wear down on the Dakars in a few thousand miles. I WILL be riding the spokes off that mo-fo this season.

Are you kidding me?

There isn't a mountain face large enough for my list. I appreciate every one of you for your unique and individual spirit. I miss a lot of people I used to have in my life. Some are gone forever and some just on another path. So have a pint of your favorite beverage in memory of the ones that made it to their destination and raise a glass to the rest of us still finding our way home. Life is a funny little thing. Sometimes not so good. Most times not so bad. I hope to catch up with you crazy nerds sometime this season. Also, everyone knows @Isaac's Papa was the GOAT.

Big Fish, The Legend of Bagger Vance, The Big Lebowski, Poolhall Junkies, The Entire BSG Series

It's been a rough year. I am keeping the bar low until morale improves.

Its probably @Uncle Punk or @Disclaimer

Been saying it for a while.. America is chock full o' stupid. Faith and feelings outweigh science and fact in celebratory ignorance as we dance to our own demise. And sorry if anyone disagrees, but they fit the FBI's definition if terrorism. I do feel sorry for the really dumb ones that were caught up in the romance of it all, but my dad used to tell me that the company I keep is a reflection of my own morals and to be careful who I associate with.

I have a R2000 and it is a very nice lid for the money.

Monster Energy forks?! Holy shit!! I can't even with this guy!

What does my opinion of America have to do with the events transpired at the Capitol? I am not the one who stormed the House and beat a police officer to death. Maybe you should ask those fucking idiots what their version of America would look like, if they are intelligent enough to communicate in a polysyllabic fashion?

Very good news for the missus. Glad to hear this, Kent.

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I took these today at a rest stop in NC.

When you elect a clown you should expect a circus.