I used to use only WD-40 on my chains, but I wasn't as diligent as UP with cleaning after each ride. My go-to was Maxima Chain Wax on the Multistrada. Best move I made was ditching all of it for shaft drive.
You one them sheepdogs I hear about? Ever vigilant.. waiting and watching in the darkness like Batman. Do you have a cape and fancy car with missiles and switches?
Lol.. when did your brain make that up? I said helmets weren't an absolute in preventing brain trauma, which is what you said they do. You may have caught the Biden memory bug.