Unk Greg

Itz alive! SO it turned out to be a fuel problem. Way up under the tank, At the front, was a valve of some sort on the intake (don'tcha love all that technical talk?). Best analogy given to me it was like a shut off valve and it, just shut off. $175 for new part.

Good, great...their grid girls will be back!

Iz dat a deer joke?

If you folks need somethin' to run that day....this guy is selling his street bike! Stotz Racing ProStreet Blackbird for sale: and Kent comes with the package Kent Stotz’s 7.27@201.82 record setting 585HP Blackbird with a complete history and all Blackbird data to date is for sale for $34,000 if purchased before the first race March 1st. Buy the bike and set up camp on the Manufacturers Midway with the Stotz Racing-Honda Drag Race Team. Kent will tune and teach at all AMA Dragbike events and select test sessions. Kent will be tuning for his son Frank in the much less time consuming SuperStreet class. This has left Kent with the time to mentor the next team that wants to win and set records in the ProStreet class. Kent’s Honda win and record bonuses can transfer to new owner. E-mail serious inquiries to kentstotz@comcast.net.

Got tested and they said right ear, You won't be able to hear some kinds of music, women and children. Told the doc, that's fine, wife sits on my right when I'm driving and kids are in the back. Works for me!

I just tell them to go to ohio-rider.net. You eatin' lunch today? I'm gonna pick up viddles soon!

It'd be the next day so, Bit late, but went with deep fried chicken and fish...in them bucket deals. Sooo healthy, I think I felt my artery harden right then and there! I think alcohol thins it all out! So what are ya drinkin'? I'll be heading up to the hotel again...we'll see if the owner is still talkin' to me. Maybe I can just peev a couple paying customers this trip!

An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are so happy about?" asked the bartender. "Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, the railroad tracks I live by? Well on my way home last nite, I noticed a young girl tied to the tracks. and like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place." "Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. It was amazing!" "Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy, was she pretty?" "Dunno.....Never found the head!"

Heck. It'd be fun for me just for the ride over. Grab SR60 to SR16 and pick up 661 from there. Only way it could be any better would be if I was coming in from Co-knock-ton and added SR83 in! There ya go Kawi-jump on over to Holmsie and then down sixty!

What are ya cooking...we're trying to figure out sumptin' to eat. Wife's afraid I'll take her to a restaurant again (see Jokes)!

Down south a bit/Holmes. Ride slow as my black hat flies off otherwise.

I was at one of them fancy restaurants and dropped my fork and the waiter brought me another one rather quickly. My napkin slipped to the floor and again poste haste I was provided with a new one. I thought great, so I pushed my wife off of her chair........

Someone else musta been bored too!

Hey! It's Monday and wasn't doin' anything really. Ran to pick up lunch at the local hotel. The owner tries to get things going and latest was a dinner theatre deal. As I sat waiting for the order to come out...I noticed that one of the dinner/theatre plays was "Sweeney Todd". I'm pretty sure I didn't laff out loud, but did ask the owner if he was serving 'meat pies'. He had the most quizzed look on his face, and said, "We're serving Shepard's Pie". Then I did laff out loud. Told him, I loved it! Absolutely great! What a hoot! Basic drift was, he wasn't aware of the story....so I gave him a quik overview. "Sweeney Todd" has now been cancelled as one of the Dinner Theatre happenings. What a lily! ....and I'm still laffing! Shoulda just left it be I guess.

X...where da X Be? like X'd up and crashed! Or Xerox...I think someone mentioned Ducatie, right?

Here ya are, no more, "Why officer I was only in second gear!"

Welcome. From next door neighbor (Holmsie County).

oops wrong name...

As long as ya think that five gallons of Kero will last the nite! Bye now, me

Yeah, Deliverance....that'd be an urban area for me! Internet by kerosene. Four months old? I don't think I've owned the bike that long? When was Fonzie's Pitt Stop? Well, is this still a road tripie? It's near 5PM so now I hafta leave the internet now.

Just read, in Roadracing World (March 2009) of a new track, south of Cinci, Ohio. A new 16 million dollar, 500 acre motorsports-country club and road racing facility located along I-71 in Sparta, Ky (50 miles north of Louisville, Ky.). WERA scheduled events for, June 12-14, 2009, and Sportbike Track Time has been named "Official Motorcycle Partner" for Bluegrass Road Course. A 2.5 mile course, but expansion plans have been drawn up for six different variations including a 3.5 mile version. www.drivebluegrass.com is listed. Sounds like "Road Trip" to me. WERA schedule @ www.wera.com

Know the feeling!

Yup, in the greater metro Killbuck area, lotsa wind. This AM I found my wooden love-seat bench flipped over and the woodshed roof peeled over, other lil' irratants, but no major damage. Listened to kazoo music all last nite. Well that's what it sounded like. Wind finding its way thru door and window seals. Power flickered on and off. So usual stuff from here in the woods. Kawi K-USA 2, Meh-hee-coh, Esta zero. Ya shoulda used my discount card! Garver reports that you are scampering around again. No crutches or wheelchair in the cab then, eh? Back to highwinds, tends to push me into the other lane. Fairings equal large kite! Parked until less winds! Plus side, if I take the scooter out, I can use the remaining ice to break the back tire loose! Bring on the high water now. 68 degrees and ice and snow will fill the streets. I wonder how it is at Mohawk Dam?

Yeah, product placement. They had them nice white tees on! Oh, you meant the beer? This string on it's way to NWS?

Nah, I talked to the Ducati girls alot! Then there was the beer line. It was behind the Harley's go figure.