Not Brian

Why can't fish ride bicycles? because they're fish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ME TURN WRENCHES ME NO YUTUBE

buncha cars modified to run 15 seconds. Neat.

I'm not watching a 12 minute video. cliffs?

buncha 15 second cars. Neat.

yeah shit my truck's been doing the same thing lately. Quickly makes the entire ride miserable.

Tried it. Didn't feel a thing.

How about we create one thread titled "old youtube reposts" instead of a pile of individual ones

http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/sports/explainer/2012/10/121011_EXP_LanceArmstrongEX.jpg.CROP.rectangle3-large.jpg

You randomly found a pic of your apartment on the web?

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HILARIOUS

When I was in the Army I was a certified combat life saver, meaning I had a bag with IV's and band aids and shit. One of our guys just had some cancerous moles removed on his chest, arm, and penis by civilian doctors. One day in the field he needed his gauzes (loosely-weaved bandages) replaced with clean ones and I was the man for the job. We went to the bathroom and he pulled off his pants while I was digging in my bag for fresh clean ones. First I had to shave off his 5 o'clock shadow of pubic hair to apply the surgical tape. It was on a hot Summer day so his shaft was a bit sweaty. I put on my rubber gloves and lightly stroked his penis to get it erect enough clean thoroughly with soapy water. I dried off the erect shaft, applied the gauze to the hole where the mole was removed, wrapped tape around the base of his penis and over the gauze, and he was good to go. After a pat on the back we went back out to continue training.

Yeah, my bad, I edited. Still the SH's never had them.

The SH's didn't have that option.

Pages of annoying political posts followed by pages of annoying posts about how annoying the political posts are..

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww260/helpman/meme/notbad.jpg

Fingernails look funny Hair is frizzy Hairy arms 4.6/10

Good stuff man

I remember my first time. In Iraq I couldn't wait for that daily cold shower.

No it's a Corvette not a C6

How does an LS1 compare to something like a Corvette?

gesundheit

*LOOK*'s nice.