My nephew's football team name was Colts. My brother was an assistant coach or some shit and gave me a Colts hat and I wore it because it fit my weird head. Every fucking place I went HEY MAN YOU WATCH THE GAME LAST NIGHT? PEYTON LOOKED GREAT! WUDDYA THINK BOUT THAT LAST PLAY PRETTY WILD AMIRITE?
A couple times I made the mistake of agreeing with them.. nodding like an idiot, "yeah man that was cool" ..instantly picturing myself digging at the floor of a hole I was already trying to climb out of, because that opened the floodgates for them to now think I'm their football buddy for the next couple minutes. Misery.