Nitrousbird

In all seriousness, I didn't know you were not a citizen. I assume you are from Canada. My g/f is currently in the slow, LONG process of becoming a citizen (she is a Canadian). I recently learned that in Canada, they refer to a couch as a "Chesterfield." Weird.

What a poor representation of SUV's. A Lexus RX, an X-series BMW, and a Nissan Pathfinder. They forgot to throw in an M class for good measure. Put some real SUV's in there (Land Rover and H1 come to mind right away), and see the difference. Not some glorified lifted sedans.

You suck cock for money, don't you?

Is your zoning under Dublin or Columbus?? Though in either, I've seen boats in the driveway without a problem. People giving quotes about what you can/can't do don't mean anything unless they are quoting zoning for where YOU live. In Reynoldsburg, the back yard is fine, but so is the driveway, as long as the trailer is currently registered. For me, the side yard was NOT ok (zoning f'ers made me come out and move it, any my boat is decent looking w/ a custom cover). Your best bet is to get a copy of the zoning rules (my neighbor printed them out from online and put them in my mailbox, highlighting her favorite things to bitch at me about, all the while me seeing which stuff I thought I was breaking the rules on that I wasn't, and what stuff I CAN get away with ).

Waaahhh, sorry I don't like your factory rice. Hell, I've driven F-body's and Mustangs with less rattles than that brand spanking new Legacy....... Of course you are talking out your ass; if you look at the resale on CTS's vs what they are costing OFF THE LOT, they aren't losing any more value than the competition (not MSRP vs. resale, as GM offers more incentives new than most imports, and people aren't paying as close to MSRP on these cars as they do on the imports). Actually, if Caddy offered an AWD version of the CTS, that would be probably #1 on her list, as she really wants an AWD car. It's too bad Lexus only offers AWD on the small motor IS.

I keep mine in the back yard during off-season. Perfectly legal here as long as it is currently registered. Is that an option for you (sorry, can't offer up my back yard...too much stuff back there as-is).

I sure appreciate you keeping that around. I can't believe Tim posted that. Was a good time; your chick is also pretty cool to hang with.

Video is gone now!!!

Edit: Removing this freaking video. Soooooo, my g/f and I go over to Howard's place last night, to hang out with him and his g/f. Howard goes "that video you posted was awesome." I then return with a "what video, I haven't posted any videos." "Joe, you know, the one of you singing." "Uhhh.....there is video of me singing???!!!" So Howard shows me and the girls the video. Hmmm, I had no idea such a video existed. Looking from the video, I was full on drunk at that point. I also know that my roomate Tim was the one who posted it under my login (and took the video of it, this must have been from months ago). Guess I need to make sure I log out from now on. Wow, I sounded like shit. Revenge is a dish best served cold..........though this video was probably in revenge for me puking on the porch Friday night.

Uhhh, LS1's aren't all that hard to do plugs on. Especially w/ headers.

11.8 @ 135??

I'd just like to state, I have no problems and welcome anyone that is here legally. But these illegals need stopped, and any letter that works towards that, politically correct or not, is fine by me.

Sean, that's so boring you had to switch back to the same pic. Boo. Besides, my g/f is 5'1" and my seat can't move forward due to my rollbar's sidebar, so she doesn't have a prayer of reaching the pedals. I date the tiny ones.

Why am I the import hater because I didn't like the Legacy? It for sure doesn't ride like a luxury car (rode in a CTS right after words, it rode WAY better, even w/ the sport package, and didn't have all the rattles either). I'm just not a fan of the whole G35 look, but she will be looking at one. I want her to look at the new Lexus IS series as well, but I doubt she will get one just because everyone she works with has a Lexus. I'm still a fan of the BMW. I like Shawn's Audi too, and she will be looking at one as well (though she knows to get a lease only w/ that, so she never owns it out of warranty).

No matter what any of you say, that's 100% a man.

She was interested in that as well. I'm honestly not all that into it, but I'm sure she will be taking a drive in one.

My g/f is looking for a new car, this was one of the lower-end cars in her list to look at. She has to have an auto, so no Spec B - Can't get Navigation unless it is a Spec B. That's so freaking lame. A lot of people can only drive autos, and still would like Navigation. - I can't imagine a worse place to put the switches for the heated seats. You have to literally reach to the back of the center console to get to them. - That I-drive thing is pretty lame. The dealer was going ape-shit over it; then I looked into it, and realized it just changed the boost map slightly. - Pretty rough/stiff ride for a car that I was under the impression was supposed to be their more luxury model of car. - More squeaks/rattles than I expected in a brand spanking new car. - Felt kind of cramped for me (I'm 6'3"). Power wise, we had the fat-ass dealer and his big trainee in the back, plus me and my small g/f (who was driving), so hard to get a feel for that. Seemed to have some power, didn't really get to test the handling out too much. I will say my g/f seemed more comfortable (aka would drive faster/corner harder) in the CTS she drove after this car, which surprised me. Overall, I've heard all these people going ga-ga over this car, and IMO it wasn't all that impressive for a 32k car. For that money, the GTO at the dealer next door is a much better buy (they were closed, otherwise she would have taken that out for a spin).

Oldie but a goodie. You would have to be pretty ignorant to not question that your black kid might not be yours when you and your wife are white. He must have some shitty friends too if they didn't mention this to him!

I went to one of those places down there about 5 years ago. Me and the g/f at the time spent 2 night there, and NEVER left the cabin. I brought my DVD player, food, and a bunch of movies. But that trip wasn't meant for hiking and exploring, it was for banging as much as possible. But our cabin rocked, other than a bit too much chlorine in the hot tub (I couldn't take doing the deed in it). I think I should probably hit up one of those cabins again this year.

As far as I'm concerned, they can put a bullet into the head of every person in that video that took the car.

I'm going to go ahead and move this....

Ttiwwp

Why sell it; would fit nicely in your Poopra.

Ugh, most of those video game movies suck, with the exception of Resident Evil.

Hmmm, that would EASILY swap into the Avalanche.........