launchin1st

well, i was on the bus in 8th grade. makin fun of my fat neighbor amy. she weighed in at about 300lbs, in 9th grade. so im crackin jokes, everyones laughin. they start crackin jokes, and BAM, she sits on me. i was coughin and struggling for air, screamin for help. and then the bus hits a big hump in the road and she flies off me. i saw my short life pass before my eyes. but i made it out alive. fat people still scare me. i always shiver when i see a fat bitch at giant eagle.

thats the greatest thing ever. tear.

i was hoping the bear wasnt dead, and jumped up and started to fuck them.

what did this evo look like? red? alpine head unit?

im drinkin alone right now. is this cheap? something good to drink alone to would be nice, but only if its cheap enough to justify. milwaukees best ice is cheap, and justified. tastes like shit though.

damnit.

smokey bones. i love ribs. and their onion rings are the shit.and make you shit. wholley joes hot dogs. up on polaris. everything is good. masseys pizza. rubinos pizza in bexley is best pizza ever. genji is good but anymore it makes me sick. el acopolco(sp?). mexicans make some good food. baja fresh. i love their salsa. and nothing says "i love you" like white castle.

anyone have a trailer that i could borrow for a few hours soon? i have to move two cars here in town while its not raining. i can offer beer or sex. the beer would be better. thanks tony

i wonder how more times you can wreck your car?

i know them fairly well. there both dicks, lyle and denny. we have bought 3 cars from them. got screwed on 2. i would say look else where. btw, what do you want? i have a dealer license. they will mark up there shit alot. i wont.

what about sideshow bob?

+1 for red foreman. how would you like to wear your ass for a hat?

and the oscar for best post ever, goes to...... the shower shitter.

she's hot.

damn, that was horrible.

thats old. vw found out who made it and sued the crap out of them. but it is the funniest shit ever. i would buy one. just to piss off allah.

this is hard, when your drunk. hell, even sober. http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

70 240z 89 928 gts 96 300zx tt

rgr that shit.

and jesus is dead again. good shit.

semenade.

mmmmm. salty

Amsoil. i have used in all my cars. my entire family uses it. i was switched to it by a former employee. he a 91 galant vr4 with 198000 miles on the origanal motor. when he finally took it apart to upgrade it, the bearings looked new and measured within new bearing specs, the cross-hatch in the cylinders looked like new. the entire inside of the engine was so clean it looked it had only a few K on it. i go at least 5000 miles between changes, but i have known some brave people that go 10000, 15000 miles. anyway its good shit.

it might not go fast, but thats cool for a show car. westerville cops would give it amillion ticket just being parked somewhere.

that was the funniest shit i have heard in awhile. 12 jihadist in the back of the new raider truck. LOL. ISD's. its to much. hahahahahhahaa