I tried for a while to look up the Eddie Murphy skit he had on talking cars but couldn't find the youtube video or any clip.    
Here' the transcript.  It's better when you listen to it.   
My car  talks, man. I got one of those 1982 Datsuns. You leave yo' lights on,  the car say- *dooo* 'Lights are on'. It does. I take a girl out, I leave  the lights on on purpose, you know? Get out the car, car say- *dooo*  'lights are on'. Girl say, "Did your car say somethin'?" I say, "Yeah,  it did."   
I bought it from my neighborhood though, got a different  rhythm to it. You leave yo' lights on, car say- *dooo* ("black" voice)  "Say, man, you lef' yo' lights on!' 'I said yo' lights is on, man! What  the ****- you blind and deaf? Turn off yo' ******' lights!" I got in the  car the other day, turned the key, car say- *dooo* Hey, man! Somebody  stole yo' battery! I say we go get the ************!"