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Holy shit, They all made Deesperado look like a schoolgirl that had just gotten caught stealing cookies..... Time for a spanking!

Noob.

I'll be there...... (no)

^ Wins.

I <3 the Buckeyes.

Question... Smurfs, or Snorks?

Nice, DJ.

What frat are you in?

Pics or death.

Pics or death.

Killains, Crown and coke. Also, just putting an IV of whiskey directly into my brain works too.

I love it.

Anyone that can make me an avatar or a sig that contains the crazy ass old-looking dancing guy from the six flags commercial would rock.

Bullshit, just come to the damned Halloween party, then transfer here.

Don't wear my hat backwards, ever. Marc, Morgan, and Rigs have seen the kind of girls I get when I'm single, and Ben and some others saw my girlfriend of a long ass time. I'm never helpess or short on opinions, you should know that by now, at least. Uglier? Shit, I didn;t know that girl's had started to find pastiness and rolls attractive... maybe I was too busy out getting girls you wish you could have. I haven't gotten worse than third in any of the 10 or so poker turnaments that I've played down here. Over my lifetime, I'd say im plus around 700 or so dollars. Sorry if I never brought girls out on dates to Columbus Racing meets, just never seemed right to bring a girl out to meet a bunch of sweaty fat guys and stand around in parking lots... I was really hoping for something more creative from you, since everyone knows that you have no shit to talk about my real life, and the real people that matter know whats up. I'm really sick of telling you just how wrong you are, so why don;t you go watch nick-at-nite or something, and leave the keyboard alone, it needs a break from the Cheetos stains you're getting all over it.

You and purple bikes.... We'll have to ride in the spring, Hob.

I'll be there this coming weekend for a social... I love that place.

I'm almost totally sure that I'm as tall or taller than you are. You might want to start wearing hats on a consistant basis, the sun must be penetrating your ever-thinning hair and affecting your brainpower. I guess I'll concede to you that you are, in fact, funnier than I am at talking shit on the internet. That doesn't change the fact that youre a balding, white, overweight cell-phone jockey. I hope you can forget all that though, and enjoy your title as king of the kitchen.

Before that gets bullshit-raped by eric and his horribly left-wing "facts", I just want to say that that is the most intelligent thing that has been posted in a very long while. Good job, steve.

hahaha yay, that worked perfectly. I haven't seen you talk any shit in a few weeks, and figured it'd draw you out. However, you're certianly chubbier than I am, but I don't know about stronger. Kinda sucks when the only thing holding you back from driving an STi is your waistline...

You obviously care what people here think, since you made an attention whore thread dedicated to telling everyone you were fed up and leaving.... Then came back a week later. I might be pretty bad, but I'm certainly not the lowest form on the board. Those spots are reserved for champiopns such as yourself, got turbo, Jack Pee, Rane, and DJ.

Ohio state's play was certainly frustrating. However, OU kept within three points of Marshall allllll day.

Michigan played decently today, Ohio state didn't play well. Geoff, I know you want me to let you know just how few friends you really have, or how much shit people would talk about you when I went out to meets. I know you want to hear about how I don't have to lie about my occupation or what my car/bike runs or how my penis isn't tiny like yours is. However, for you sake, I'm not going to remind you of any of that shit, because I think that having to live the life that you do is punishment enough. Ohio state fans seem to have grown up, what about you, Mop-Jockey?

Not even a question.

It obviously is, it can go down mountains at like 200 mph, and 300 when Takumi drives it.