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Devils Advocate

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  1. Holy shit, this might even be weaker than Jack Pee's thread from last week. How about you move your ugly, worthless ass up north so that none of us have to put up with your non-sensical bullshit anymore, broom-jockey.
  2. Hey geoff... I have a car.... and a motorcycle.... and I'm not fat... and I don't lie about everything.... and you have a tiny penis. Don't you have some floors to sweep at Roby or something? Douchebag.
  3. Haha amy you're such a damned girl. tongue.gif
  4. Please do not mess up someone else's thread, thanks.
  5. Consensus: Marc is definitely a homosexual. Sam gets hot bitches, but tends to like to see men naked as well. Mike would be a badass pirate if he lost some teeth, had a sword, and wasnt a pussy about eyepatches. Toni Marie obviously didn't forsee this on her wedding day...
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    hick chick

    Holy fucking shit, no fucking way that this was posted. No. Fucking. Way.
  7. I was actually asking you, but you're fucked now anyway.
  8. ....... I don't really know where you see in any of these posts that you're getting the better of me. If you disagree, I'd like to see where you owned me, honestly.
  9. Devils Advocate

    hick chick

    graemlins/gives.gif .... Seriously.
  10. I'm just really happy he stopped fucking typing "LMFAO" every other line. The hell did your dad do to get locked up?
  11. Oh shit, he's going to have his grandma drive him to beat me up... I'm skurred. Tj, shut the fuck up, honestly. I made one post about being excited for being in college, big deal. I don't know wether you went or not, and if you didn't, I can understand why you wouldn't understand. I don't think I'm a big shot at all, but I do have confidence in myself. Whenever some dipshit is going to make a huge fool out of himself, I'm going to talk shit to him about it. Why the fuck would you stick up for such an obvious cockgobbler?
  12. Let;s break this kid's life down. 1) Has no car. 2) Has no license. 3) Lives with his "overprotective grandma" 4) Has the spelling prowess of a slightly retarded 6 year-old. 5) His friends are also more of the same, and generallly looked down upon by those that matter. 6) He has deemed it acceptable to talk shit that no one can understand, on a board where virtually nobody knows him, to people that both don't give a shit about him that will also forget he exists once he's banned. I know you have to be 18 to buy guns... But seriously, I'll loan you mine plus however many bullets it takes to penetrate that thick cranium as yours, just as a favor to the community.
  13. This kid is a grade-A douchebag. He posts a thread in which he talks shit about the home city's football team, then gets pissed when people tell him to fuck off and that half the shit he posted doesn't make sense. A thread is created about how big of a toolshed that he is, and he responds with an almost desperado-esque "oh wellz I just mayk deh typing misteaks so you guys can tlak sh*t!!!?!one!"... I'm seriously wondering how his parents raised him if he thinks it's cool or socially acceptable to try and start shit with someone (online, no less), and then back out like a huge bloody vagina. If I were his Dad (or grandma or whoebver the fuck it is that he lives with), I would take a godamned frying pan upside his overly-large, down syndrome head as soon and as often as possible. Someone needs to straighten his bitch ass out.
  14. Anyone who uses LMFAO even once in a post (let alone four or five times) should be shot, point blank, in the face, with a twelve guage. E-language isn't cool.
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