Devils Advocate

It really was creative of you to post pictures of your dishwasher the day after your birthday, but whenever you feel that you can step up to the proverbial plate, feel free to let me know. I'm going out drinking (at college..... but nice try?), so I'll reply to whatever worthless bullshit you decide to post later, you pathetic, illiterate, red-necked cocksmooch.

Someone fucking ban this guy, to save him from the impending ownage that is sure to follow such a worthless and poorly put together monstrosity of a post.

I just feel bad that Erik thinks anyone cares or thinks it's funny or entertaining that he posts worthless, nonfunny, semi-derogitory bullshit in EVERY Political thread.

Erik, posting a once-in-a-million, weakly supporting occurence to try and prove an entire argument? No fucking way.

I'll just drink a Few beers for you bitches.

Meh. <--- Asshole.

Michigan has a football team?

Shief.... 99% of the time, a person with a college degree will get paid more than someone without one.

2 hrs away.

www.ipsmotorsports.net Love you Ant.

OU WON TODAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Go fuck yourself, you cocksmoking peasant.

Who?

Wow, Miami beat INDIANA STATE (and it was 49 to nothing, ass). Good win for Michigan... Ann Arbor is a whore.

It'd be cool if anything that Tommy had said was anything but big words poorly strung together, or if they had any SEMBLANCE of truth in them. Telling the most articulate poster on the board (save Eli, and he's the president of mensa) that the shit he says is stupid or worthless isn't the best way to dethrone the chef of the kitchen. Whenever you can come up with some real beef to throw at anyone on here, feel free to come back and give it another try. Until then, go drive your daddy's car and spend his money, you uneducated, ugly ass, needle-dicked daddy's boy. On a side note... I'VE BEEN DRUNK SINCE NOON! GO BUCKS!

....... Fuck Canada, eh?

If you're going to say that the government shot the pentagon, killing hundreds of people in the process, please explain why, instead of saying "it was for a good reason".

Damn Berto, I leave today! (thursday) Happy birthday though, and good luck with Honda and all that. Happy B-day!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brian = winnar

...It was a joke?

Conspiracy theorists have way too much time on their hands, and should shut the fuck up. If they are hiding it from you, it's for your own good.

Damn, that sounds like a helluva deal, Nathaniel.

John Kerry would have prank called you.

Fixed.