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  1. ... [ 20. September 2004, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: NurkVinny ]
  2. This girls sounds fucking nasty. This is one to stay away from for sure. <3 for Erok.
  3. That guy can't catch a break. People today are a bunch of pussies. So the fuck what if he shoved them? Lighten up or grow some balls. Jesus.
  4. That guy has way too much money, and has/did have one clean-ass civic. I'd want to see a dyno sheet, though, before I paid for that car.
  5. Damn, I wish any of that was anything but made-up weak sauce bullshit, but you don't seem to grasp the concept of the kitchen. Being the executive sous-Chef, I'll enlighten you by coming up with my own shit, since the drivel you just e-slurred left me absolutely nothing to work with. If you knew me (and you do?), you'd know that I joke around about my mom all the time, so making up a bunch of cliched statements about having sex with her just wont get the job done. I know you feel like bashing me will raise your status in the kitchen, but you need to take some lessons in smack talking before you step up to the plate. In the meantime, here are some websites that should help you improve not only your verbal skills, but your physical appearance as well: www.bestwigoutlet.com <--- This should help you look less like a cueball... Until you talk to these guys, I'd stay the hell away from a pool hall. www.gilette.com <--- Shave that scruffy ass shit off your face, you look like one of those ugly ass super nintendo "street-fighter" characters. www.keyboardwarrior.com <--- Hopefully, someone on this forum can teach you how not to sound like the only smack talking experience you have is listening to chris rock on comedy central and talking back to your mom. I know you think you're sweet, but damn, get some skills.
  6. Sorry, haven't ever eaten my mom's pussy. But, apparently, you have eaten a 45 year old woman's gross vagina.
  7. No. You guys are the ones that started talking shmack, even though Michigan lost and we won. that's when it got ugly. None of us would have to talk grammar in a football thread, but we seriously can't understand half the shit that you guys have been trying to say. Props to Tina for being the only literate Michigan fan within a four state radius.
  8. Ugh, what an attention whore.
  9. Please, no one reply to this.
  10. .... So you ate a 45 year old woman's vagina that had green stuff dripping from it? Damn, you just owned yourself.
  11. Holy fuck dude... Give my condolences to whoever needs them, My mom and Eli's mom are good friends...
  12. Actually, neither do I. Just don't ever say "Omfg give me two yearz and I will be *** fastest evar!!!".... You sound like a douche.
  13. Oh wait, it's 2:12 AM, and Michigan STILL Sucks.
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