Youre honestly using the idiots on here for parental advice?
The Pool of "talent" that you have to work with here include a raging bible thumper who hasnt opened his mind since it was formed in the womb, a bunch of dudes who drive really nice cars, do a bunch of drugs, and bang strippers all the time, a ton of backwoods rednecks, and MAYBE a handful of good parents.
By the Way, if you read that now and he finds out about it... He wont trust you. Ever. Think about that.