Devils Advocate

Then.... Eat your kids.

*Crickets* make your kid ride the bus.

Me too. To anyone who doesn't: One of these days, you're going to die because of it, and God is going to LOL.

Proof of just how big my E-penis is.

Of course you couldn't, because you're an idiot. To the guy who made this thread: You drive a cavalier.

Wow, take off my pants.

I certainly dont want to bring kids into this world., which makes me sad.

OMG Joe Rogan would DOMINATE... There would be no words to describe it. He probably DREAMS about someone trying shit like that at his shows...

Daaaamn, that IS tight.

That VERY RARELY comes naturally.

LOL... Those are some big tires.

All I can tell you is... The old you would look LOL in one.

I'm going to take over your anus.

Note for the dense, anger filled, illiterate members of the board: This is how to respond to posts by "those meen e-kidz" when they are destroying you. Provoking us further only leads to further disgrace on your behalf. Wunderteem: 97 Idiots: 1 (eli got prawned.)

Hahaha I love you guys... OMG! THAT MEANS I'M GAY! PS: Is that... SERIOUSLY... the car that guy drives?

Whooooooooooooo, another CRAZY PSYCHOLOGY EXPIREMENT BY GLENN! I can just see him telling his pet birds about it: "Okay guyz, this is wat im gunna do. Im gonna make some compleetlee unintelligible/nonphunny postz, watch peeple yell, den tell them thur dumb fr telling me im stoopid kuz dey havnt met me lawlz." ........Good one. Did you learn this in Biochem 326 or 457?

i shouldnt do this, because your low-brow sense of humor allowes you to be entertained by the fact that you're ignorant at everyone laughing at you, but... Not responding? I'll put this into an analogy that you should understand. The people laughing at you/making you look like an Idiot is car A, You are car B. Car A meets car B at the track. Car A wins the first race by several seconds. Car B doesn't know what to say because the people he associates with dont drive cars that fast (Hint: Drive fast means to use complete thoughts and words properly). To show to car A just how fast he is, in the rematch, Car B drives into a wall and totals his car. Do you get it? I know it's a little tough and roundabout, but trying to put together something that a caveman would understand isn't a part of my daily life, because I'm not a special education teacher.

Im pretty sure that this has been less than an actual conversation... Usually, a conversation doesn't entail one person spouting jibberish while the rest of the people involved are scratching their heads and saying "Wha?" every few minutes.

You planning on making a roast beef sandwich with that thing? If so, it looks like theres enough for two... I'll take mine with swiss cheese and a little dijon, grilled...And Oh, hold the herpes. AMC, I havent seen you post anything worth replying to yet in this thread. All I HAVE seen is you getting DESTROYED by someone half your age, and you responding with "OK FAG LOL." I just want you to know that you look like a complete clown on here to anyone outside of your family ( I know that you and your brothers all sit in each others laps while reading this.) This seriously isn't even fair.

Good thread.

So now (all of this is while typing on a computer, I might add) I'm masturbating to a male nudist magazine, under the covers while reading a magazine, with kevin R... In a closet? Furthermore, there are other people waiting outside of this closet to hold the hand not filled by my wang when I exit the closet? Do I have three arms or something? You're getting pretty in depth about homosexual "situations" for someone whose faith doesn't allowed them to be gay...

As opposed to having one of the ugliest cars in the history of automotive engineering, a blind faith that leads me to ignorance and a bad attitude, no idea of when to shut my mouth, and a life that after forty years still has me challenging people to car races on the internet? I wouldn't trade you for what you have plus all the money in the world, Old Man River. PS: If you're going to attack me without any knowledge of me whatsoever, at least be more creative than "pimple nerd gay dood lol masturbate." Thats how this works.

It's pronownsed "There," DUH LOL!

Snowboarding is for fags.

Yeah uhm... What? HAHA Gearhead FTW. ...Wait, did I just say that?!!?!?!?!