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Devils Advocate

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  1. Buca di beppo fucking sucks. If you think buca is good, you should have your tongue ripped out of your head. Also, anyone who suggests mongolian barbecue for a dinner where he can go anywhere is out of their fucking skulls. Seafood: Ocean club. It has a GREAT menu that isn't too pricey. The decor is awesome and modern, so your wife will feel like she's done good, which is what women care about. Their bathrooms are also great for getting blowjobs in. If you go there, order the Calamari, it's the best in town. Mediterranean/eclectic cuisine: Barcelona. They have an absolutely fantastic outdoor patio, and an ever-evolving menu. Again, the decor here is tops in the city. If the seared tuna with chilled soba noodles is on the menu, get it. It's one of the best dishes I've ever had at a restaurant. Relaxed/intimiate: I havent been here, but I've heard great things about the Burgandy room. It's a wine/tapas bar. For those of you that don't know, "tapas" is pretty much a style of serving food that originated in spain. There are a bunch of different little appetizers that you order, and you can order several rounds of them if you want. It's great because it allows you to spend a few hours relaxing while tasting a bunch of different dishes for relatively little money (compared to doing that at another nice restaurant.) So yeuh.
  2. Im very, very drunk. And yes Im posting about it.
  3. triple post? I think even I might have a faster car than you.
  4. Well uhm... THATS an interesting (albeit completely worthless) opinion. You'd rather watch a bunch of overpaid madonnas half-ass around a field between zillion dollar commercials than watch guys play for pride and heart? You're thicker than the hair on Deejay's Boobies.
  5. So who do you like? Some trash team that you have no real connection with? Or whatever school you went to that sucks?
  6. Yeah... If Ford, Chevy and Mopar didn't suck huge balls.
  7. Remember when he robbed those people for a cell phone? That was two days before he was supposed to sign a 850k NFL Europe contract. This most recent arrest happened on the day he was supposed to sign a deal with some semi-pro indoor football team. People keep giving him chances and he keeps fucking them up.
  8. Uh.... If it isn't about the World Trade center, then uh... Why the fuck isn't it called "Some dude and his homie trapped under some steel girders and shit talking to jesus?"
  9. Go rent "An evening with Kevin Smith," BlockBuster has it for sure. It's like 4 hours of nothing but that, and I probably cried from laughing at least 3 or 4 times the first time I watched it. I'd marry him if I was gay.
  10. I have a biggar penis than anyone in this thread.
  11. Chad, post in the classroom again and your testicles will be eaten as a delicacy in some shit-hole third world country.
  12. .... Everytime I picture Thorne in my head, I see the comic book guy from the simpsons rolling down a hill with chocolate all over his face.
  13. Speeleng is teh phun1111111!!!1
  14. wtf is 77, hobs? Haha Im right off of 70 and main street, do you mean 71 or what? Ill PM you my number, call me whenever. and It's still $60.
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