Devils Advocate

Pull out, spit on her back, and cum in your hand. When she turns around, shake your fist like you have dice, throw your cum in her face, and Scream "Yahtzee." Laugh as she runs from the room, screaming and crying.

Pro football sucks. Watch players who give a shit.

People not allowed to post in this thread: -Marc (Don't ruin a good thing) -Devil Ben (as much as you love to hold my jock, I'm doing fine by myself. Thanks, though) - Jesse (If you habitually pass out after one drink, then what would replying to a thread with this level of ownage do to you?) -Tinman (You should spend more time in your "garage" listening to techno and fooling around with all that ancient technology that's shoved carelessly under your AutoZone hood. Bitch.) -Dj Flex (Nobody wants to hear from a cell-phone jockey who drives an amphibious car. Seriously.) -Eli ( Intelligence is something that, while harming most of the people on the board, is appreciated by the rest of us who know where our feet are located. Go find some, then report back. I might have some Gummi bears for you if you don't hurt yourself.) -Anthony (Please don't waste any energy on typing. With a 400-calorie-a-day diet, you can't really do anything besides think. On second thought, don't do that either. It must be a bitch to have to turn off the smoke detectors every time your brain moves a few neurons around.) -Glenn (As far as I'm concerned, your PhD doesn't mean shit, and you certainly must have bought it. You display the coherence and and thought-formulation processes of one of Eli's children, and it's definitely the stupid one. Spend more time searching for penis-enlargement pills on the internet. Any one of the emails in your inbox could be the answer to your problems. Better hurry, or it will just shrink into your body.)

Sorry if I've been slacking lately, college FTW.

"Lemme Holla atcha. Hollaa, Holla holla hollaa, HOLLA, lemme holla atcha."

You guys won't believe it. 95Olds' sister and I have been fucking lately, and tonight she brought me his diary that she found. The best entry (and the one that was written in the closest resemblance of english) went like this: "Omg Diyury, I mizs you so much wen im at wurk LOL. Fur some reezun, stoopid boss guy thinx that joo detreckt (sp? lol im so tyrd i cnt spel) frm my flor sweping. Iv ben spindeng lots off tym nxt to ppl wif fast carz nuts laytly, and it shur iz geting hawt dwn here. yud be teh bast diyry evar if joo mayd me sum limonayd, keke. Oh wowaz, I hrt yu soooo much. Luv, Rabbert. xoxocoxoxox" Just figured that I'd share. Needless to say, I haven't laughed this hard at a piece of literature since I read John Kerry's presidential platform. PS: Rabbert, if you get mad about the sister part, then you're too hillbilly even for the Dukes.

Why Has This Jackaass Not Been Banned Yet? What Does He Offer Besides Unintelligible Shit Talking And Intense Nutsack Riding? Anyone!?

You'd think that after so many rapings, it would get less painfull. Oh well.

I'm the Philanthropy chair for Sigep down here, and we're participating in a house decorating contest for charity. The winning house gets up to $500 to give to the charity of their choice. We plan to purchase christmas presents for kids ranging from age 4-12, and take them to a local orphanage. Our budget for the quarter is tight, so I'm asking you guys if you have any new or used christmas decorations that you would be willing to donate. Anything helps, but we especially need: -Lights, all shapes, sizes, and colors. -Plywood (We're building a gingerbread house, it's going to rock) -Spraypaint -Wrapping paper, bows, etc -Ornaments, especially candy cans and such -Any old plastic wreaths or such -Those little candles to put in windows Thanks in advance for your help, guys. If you'd like, I can post pictures of the house when it's completed to show you that your kindess went to a good cause. Disclaimer: This is serious. The money won, if we win, will in no way be used to pay for anything other than charity donations. Things that this WONT be spent on include: -Beer -Hookers -Marijuana -Funny hats -Movie tickets -Christmas presents for girls -Dancing Circus Bears (however sweet those may be) and Happy Early Xmas.

This new guys rocks. Making old people look stupid = fun.

Andrew, I told you not to tell anyone what I do to you on the weekends...

Yikes. What's with all of the imprisoned fathers?

Uhm...

Owned.

Shmehhhh ill see you over wintar break

Shut up, Manilla.

he;'s obviously kidding

Cool Car.

fo sho

If you lurk and never post, post in here. I'll start.

Dayummmmm

Gaines shut the fuc up

hahahahaha

Youre a nice dog.

Looking for a 24 y/o male, blond, tall, and athletic. Preferably big in the pants, likes to have fun (for free). thx kbye