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Lustalbert

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  1. No slit, just pull the valve cores. And leave the cores on his hood so its not theft. You just returned the air to the atmosphere, thats all.
  2. The army is always hiring.
  3. Id rock it. After it got repainted stock and put the stockish rims on it. (read: sleeper)
  4. Oh yeah, start time..... 6ish, first band at 7.
  5. Step 1: go to school Step 2: ??????? Step 3: Profit.
  6. 6 amp draw. Could be doable on a computers power supply, just make sure to check before you fire it up or the room will smell funny for a little while. A computer power supply may say it is rated for 400W, but that is the combined of all circuts, the individual circuts are alot less. You have a battery charger laying around? You have a 12V power supply without the filter capacitors. And just for refernce, DO NOT use one of those "wall wart" plug in transformers. Most are only rated at 1 amp max, so again, the room will smell funny for a while.
  7. Classification: UNCLASSIFIED For those of you who have not seen this....this is the briefing you get before you leave active duty just to make sure you know how things work in the real world (for those of you who are NOT military......I was just kidding)... For when we get out, if we ever do…… 12 Step Program for the Military 1. I am in the military , I have a problem. This is the first step to recovery... 2. Speech: Time should never begin with a zero or end in a hundred, it is not 0530or 1400 it is 5:30 in the morning (AKA God-awful early). Words like deck, rack, and "PT" will get you weird looks; floor, bed, workout, get used to it. "F *ck" cannot be used to -replace whatever word you can't think of right now, try "um". Grunting is not talking. It's a phone, not a radio, conversations on a phone do not end in "out" People will not know what you are talking about if you tell them you are coming from Camp Lejeune with the MWSS platoon or that you spent a deployment in the OCAC 3. Style: Do not put creases in your jeans. Do not put creases on the front of your dress shirts. A horseshoe cut looks dumb, not motivating. A high and tight looks really dumb as well. So does a low reg, but not as bad. A hat indoors does not make you a bad person, it makes you like the rest of the world. you do not have to wear a belt ALL the time. 4. Women: Air Force girls are easy, very easy, not all women are this easy and will probably punch you in the nuts if you treat them like Air Force girls. Being divorced twice by the time you are 23 is not normal, neither are 6 month marriages, even if it is your first. Marrying a girl so that you can move out of the barracks does not make "financial sense", it makes you a retard. 5. Personal accomplishments: In the real world, being able to do pushups will not make you good at your job. Most people will be slightly disturbed by you if you tell them about people you have killed or seen die. How much pain you can take is not a personal accomplishment. The time you got really drunk and passed the sobriety test anyway is also not a personal accomplishment. 6. Drinking: In the real world, being drunk before 5pm will get you an intervention, not a "good for you" That time you drank a 5th of Jaeger and pissed in your closet is not a conversation starter. That time you went to the combat life saver school and practiced giving vodka iv's will also not be a good conversation starter 6. Bodily functions: Farting on your co-workers and then giggling while you run away may be viewed as "unprofessional". The size of the dump you took yesterday will not be funny no matter how big it was, how much it burned, or how much it smelled. You can't make fun of someone for being sick, no matter how funny it is VD will also not be funny 7. The human body: Most people will not want to hear about your balls. Odd as that may seem, it's true. 8. Spending habits: One day, you will have to pay bills Buying a $30,000 car on a $16,000 a year salary is a really bad idea. Spending money on video games instead of on diapers makes you a fool. One day you will need health insurance 9. Interacting with civilians (AKA YOU): Making fun of your neighbor to his face for being fat will not be normal. 10. Real jobs: They really can fire you. On the flip side you really can quit. Screaming at the people that work for you will not be normal, remember they really can quit too. Taking naps at work will not be acceptable. Remember 9-5 not 0530 to 1800 11. The Law: Non-judicial punishment does not exist and will not save you from prison. Your workplace unlike your command can't save you and probably won't,in fact most likely you will be fired about 5 minutes after they find out you've been arrested Even McDonalds does background checks, and "conviction" isn't going to help you get the job Fighting is not a normal thing and will get you really arrested, not yelled at Monday morning before they ask you if you won. 12. General knowledge: You can in fact really say what you think about the President in public. Pain is not weakness leaving the body, it's just pain. They won't wear anything shiny that tells you they are more important then you are, be polite. Read the contracts before you sign them, remember what happened the first time.
  8. http://abum.com/show/12491/cpr-lessons.wmv
  9. http://gorillamask.net/yogafun.shtml
  10. Now I know why you enlisted. I havent bought any albums, but I did get a shit ton of good music this year. Elvis discography SOAD Discography Dream Theatre Discography Linkin Park Discograhy Gwar "" Savatage "" Johnny cash "" The Who "" The Police "" Many more I cant remember.
  11. Just wanted to get the word out that my friends band is playing at Lou Al's on Feb 4th. It is going to be a benifit concert for Lima Company of the Marine Reserve. They are the first of 5 bands scheduled to play that night. Im not sure if anyone has ever heard them before, the name of the band is The Ivy Warren Band. $5 cover. http://www.louals.com/ Lou Al's 6150 Sunbury Road (corner of sunbury and 161) Westerville
  12. Dick cop in mercedes@ hooters = needs to find something better to do with his time. Was fun, to bad everything there was to fast for me to race.
  13. Under normal circumstances being tared and featherd would be the aproriate discipline for this offense. However, in your case Kelli, we may be able to work something out. Baby oiled and photgraphed? BTW, welcomen. Where do you live on 15th? I used to live down there in a building that should have been condemed a few decades ago.
  14. Talk softly and carry a big stick. You should race them once for the right to the spot, kinda like in american history X where they played for the rights to the court. They get the thrill of being close to a car that has more HP than a weedeater for a few milliseconds, then they are gone for good after that. If only it would work. Had another thought: Race them for 200 a try. You take half for gas/wear/n2o/whatever, take the other half and put it in a CR spot fund. Witin a few weekends, we should be able to buy our own parking lot and secure it as we see fit. If nothing else, they will run out of money and quit coming out (hopefully)
  15. Nice, but does it have the original manual that tells how to properly pimp in it?
  16. I like rat traps better. Ocasionally you get a cat.
  17. Azureus is my choice of client. Do you have an open port to accept incoming requests and connect to the tracker for thet torrent? I was only seeing 5k untill I went in my firewall in the router and opened a port for torrents. After I was getting close to 300k/sec.
  18. He may win, but sometimes the game takes to long.
  19. Did they finally find a way to make tourqe in a rotary?
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