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Lustalbert

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  1. Absolute shitty. Did he have onstar, and can it be used to track the vehicle, perhaps locate the chop it was taken to, or the crate it is being shipped to brazil in?
  2. I want one of these. http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/robots/transformer-chair-puts-megatron-to-shame-209935.php Watch the video, then reflect on all the time that was spent NOT gtting laid in order to make this.
  3. Lawsuit? http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1161665727/Bad_Day_at_the_Lube_Shop
  4. Or for $400 you could megasquirtII it and retune it as you see fit. Just a thought.
  5. So many posibilities. How much work to fit it in a MG midget. That, narrowed 9", t-56 = roll machine from hell.
  6. There should be quite a few 18 year old females up there taking advantage of the drinking age, take advantage of them. Otherwise, beat up anyone that is waving a french flag, and try to keep warm.
  7. Unless it is a pothole that is swallowing whole cars, it will never get fixed. Your best bet is to wait for the snow so it fills in the holes.
  8. She kinda reminds me of the coneheads movie. When the mom's water breaks, it goes all over and under the door to a drain in the garage or something. Anyone remember that clip?
  9. Verry classy. Lets see if my Captian has a sense of humor.....
  10. Well now. Dinner just didnt taste as good the second time. Fucker.
  11. Navy IIRC. Damn sqib....
  12. If only I could get away with it at work for a desktop.
  13. Just screwing around online when I found some mp3s of engines, specifically a jimmy (2 stroke detroit diesel.) 12v-71T Detroit starting and warming up before a pass Give it a listen, I think it sounds completely evil. I wonder how hard it would be to fit a 6v-71T in a pickup.... Anyone else have any good clips of the big oil burners making passes or dyno pulls? Or better yet, a video of the modified semis running the 1320?
  14. Ladies, pay attention: Do not use roids!
  15. Id definately bust something....
  16. A riot gas dispenser after the car comes to a stop, let the thief stew for a few minutes, then drag them out. Than castrate them with a rusty scewdriver.
  17. http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?section=local&id=4684784 "Twenty-four people had crowded into a dormitory elevator before it pinned and killed an Ohio State University freshman, exceeding its weight capacity by as much as 1,100 pounds, a fire official said Monday." I wonder ehy it might have had a failure...
  18. Bandwidth exceded. Linky dead for now.
  19. 1 year of wedded pain... er I mean bliss on Sunday. Your cars will start growing dust like you would not belive.
  20. What was that shit? A highlight reel for thier redshirt QB? That skinny little crap is about to catch a very bad case of Laurinaitis.
  21. You are to be placed on double secret probation.
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