SlowZ06

Not that I have much faith in the actual contents, I think that box would hold a million dollars. I've seen a million dollars in cash in a glass case..(Paris, Las Vegas) and after reviewing my video, I think it would. That being said, I don't think that multiple denominations adding up to a million would fit, and certainly not if it were shredded. Burnt, maybe? EDIT: Just read that about taxes... wouldn't it suck to get a million in shredded money and have to pay income taxes on it?

I know... he says that's a possibility in the auction description. Still, what kind of asshat shreds money?

Anyone want to take a chance on this? This is disturbing my inner Jew... I can't stand not bidding on it. Ebay Auction

We just expect people to read and abide by the clearly posted rules; since when does that constitute us thinking we're better than everyone else?

Yep, that's him. His Cobra didn't have much of an interior left though....

Not particularly wise. I had a really difficult time blowing one off those Maximas in my wife's old Northstar Eldorado.....

If that story is the whole truth, they'd have to incarcerate me. There is NO FUCKING WAY I'd pay some asshat child support to raise his own child; especially after my wife cheated on me with him.

And what sanctioned event will allow you to acheive this speed?

Cunt is a noun. CR Vocabulary, Spelling, Function and Grammatical Police Badge # 2

Sunpro = teh suck

But.... this wouldn't kill Chuck. He would jump in his Colt, and chase down the Z06. But alas, before claiming his inevitable victory, the G forces created by the Colt's acceleration would cause his body to implode.

You should be looking at a fox body Mustang then. A nice example of one of these (which is what you should be looking for; basket cases = repair bills that make you wish you bought a nicer one) will cost upwards of $7K. The four wheel steering option (Super HICAS) available on the early 90s Turbo cars can be expensive to repair if it fails, so beware. Overall, a pretty good sports car... It gets expensive if you want a drag car. Seriously, though... if the idea of paying that much for one bothers you, you're looking at the wrong car; nothing that breaks on them is cheap.

They made a reference to this show on Family guy a while back... it's funnier now that I've seen the original.

Bingo.

My assumption is he's asking how much he's going to get on your passenger seat when you take him for a ride.... P.S. That's badass.

I don't agree with much you say, but that's fucking funny.

Nope. Talk to your agent if you have concerns, but that's what uninsured motorist is for. I had this happen about ten years ago in my Mustang, a woman ran a stop sign and hit me in the passenger side. (front) Your insurance company will recover their damages from her if they feel they can. They will *certainly* harass her and threaten legal action no matter what. Since she has no insurance company to argue on her behalf and Johnnie Cochran is no longer among the living, she's fucked. Only downside is this: Your insurance company will not raise your rates solely on this incident; however this will be reported as a claim to the Comprehensive Loss Underwriting Exchange. (aka CLUE) If you switch insurance companies, or your policy is reviewed or rewritten, your rates may increase due to this being reported to CLUE. They are sort of a "credit bureau" that reports your claims history to interested parties. Not much you can do about that, unless you want to sue her in civil court for damages... good luck with that, because our wonderful state judicial system only provides relief for damages you have already sustained; not ones which you will or might. Hope this helps.

1440 lb/ft @ 2100 rpm. Unfortunately, :)I'm serious. (Not in the Corvette, of course.) Aircat 1601 3/4 in. Impact gun > *

Looks like a Knight Rider scanner belongs in there...

Headlights and taillights suck, wheels need to be all black, and I don't care much for I.C.E. Other than that, it's badass.

Baller.

EDIT: Two posts above... Didn't even realize how ironic his last post was.

This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent.

If this is Doug's car, I can personally vouch for it being a beautiful car. I know a lot of time and money has gone into it as well... although I never did get a race against the Z06.

I know you said they were Reeboks... but if these were black would they be it? http://kutsuya.nce.buttobi.net/files/news/zoomflight5-624055-141decemberspot01-s.jpg If so, they were for Jason Kidd.