SlowZ06

Check your PMs. (No, it's not about buying your car. )

Who?

In Peter Griffin voice: One hundred meeelion dollars.

If my son ever acted like that, I would probably duct tape a beer bong in his mouth and dump gallons of chocolate milk in it until the inevitable happens, I can only imagine that it would only take once.

Bwahahaha!!!!!

You're my fucking hero. A hero whose dick might fall off, but a hero nonetheless.

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Sorry, got names confused. The one I was talking about is Amanda, shoulder length brownish hair... not Ashley. I was tired when I read this I guess... I'm sure she's nothing to sneeze at anyway...

Ashley? God bless you. That is all. EDIT: Just to be clear, my friend drives a semi truck and knows her dad.

A little late for Passover, but you get the point. Since you're all skinny now, it even kind of looks like you. Matzoh

Goodale Auto-Truck Parts Co. 1100 East 5th Avenue Columbus, OH 43201 (614) 294-4777 They have about 25 bays, and can exchange your transmission for a rebuilt one, or fix yours... reasonable and excellent work.

I wondered how long it would take before that was suggested.... In all seriousness, if you have no luck finding one, I'm sure I can get you one through Recon. I'm on vacation this week, but PM me and I'll get your contact info and send you a quote.

Fuck it, since we're digging it up, I say we sponsor a CR member to go and attempt their new 15 lb burger. My vote goes to Mike. (302Powered)

I guess so... duh.

but funny as hell at 4:00 in the morning when you're tired. Dancing king flipping off various fast food joints

I have a friend with a beautiful 88 Corvette, 97K miles, nice wheels, excellent shape that would probably be interested in selling it. PM me if you have any interest.

Did anyone read the Q&A section at the bottom? It says they affixed the decorations to this car with sheet metal screws...

Sounds nice; I miss my Mustang when I hear it. Come springtime, we'll race across the lot at work. Oh wait, it's wintertime... that means I can talk shit until it's nice out. Me vs. You... Dig. Bet: A large pizza. Nick will be our flag man.

Exactly.

Nice. You're lucky though... if I see smoke coming from something I'm driving, chances are it's on fire.

True, but you can only sue for actual damages... which in this case would be whatever amount he agreed to pay. (rent, utilities, etc.) Since this agreement was between him and his roommate which he had no legal right to have in the first place, there may not even be any "damages". ORC 5321.14 states: (A) If the court as a matter of law finds a rental agreement, or any clause thereof, to have been unconscionable at the time it was made, it may refuse to enforce the rental agreement or it may enforce the remainder of the rental agreement without the unconscionable clause, or it may so limit the application of any unconscionable clause as to avoid any unconscionable result. Disclaimer: This is not legal advice. Anything that may be misconstrued as legal advice I accept no responsibility for. I am a font of useless knowledge, usually obtained through getting myself in a lot of shit, and having an attorney as a good friend. I am not qualified to advise or represent you on any legal matter; however, if you need spark plugs, brake pads, or automotive project advice, I'm your man.

"Chickenshit poltroon".... Bwahahahaha!!! I know it means wussy, but I've never actually heard or seen it used.

The back end reminds me of an Avanti II for some reason... ugh.

Maybe. The question you want to ask yourself beforehand is: "Even if I can sue, and win, does he have any assets (liquid or otherwise) that I will be entitled to?" If the answer is no, chalk it up and save yourself a lot of trouble. As far as your legal "leg to stand on", you should probably ask an attorney's opinion, not ours. Or, call Judge Judy.

Fucking duh.