SlowZ06

I've had this done a few times, but the last time I was informed that GM dealers can't make them for anything more than seven years old. (With the exception of one model which goes back twenty-one years.) Guess which one. Edit: Forgot my original point, you can buy new lock cylinders for the doors for around $15 from any auto parts store... voila.

I've heard this is why Advance quit dealing with Spartan engines, they sell only Recon engines now. Yellowsnake, I PMed you, give me a holler during the week and I'll get you a price.

Congratulations! Glad to see things are going well for you, and you look great. (Please stifle the gay comments ) P.S. Cavalier vs. Beretta pace car.... $20.... dig, bitch.

Call John @ Tuffy on Polaris parkway... 740-549-3332 Tell him Derrick from Advance told you to call... he's looking for techs.

Okay... now I'm confused. You call me out on a board in Columbus, everyone finally understands the bet, then you ask to tape the attempt from your neck of the woods rather than do it where the other party (and anyone else who has managed to stay interested) can see a GPS unit/radar gun for himself? I understand you being more comfortable at home, but this has to sound lame to you too. I say no video. Anyone think I'm being unfair? It should have been obvious from the get go that I didn't want to race. If I had wanted to race, I'd have called you out. Instead, I made no claims with regard to my own car. I disputed the claimed top speed of your car, and that's all. Through your (meaning you and your nutswingers) constant ribbing and badgering, I agreed to a lap of the outerbelt simply because I could no longer stand the chest thumping.

How could you possibly know for certain? Have I raced this Colt before? Oh wait, I forgot... a little squirrel told you.

Lucky guy! This is my personal prayer: God, grant me the serenity to deal with my wife's bitching should I find the necessary bazillion dollars to buy your latest creation....

Alright, this can't be that difficult. You obviously read my name on a post, so it should be even easier to spell it correctly. Let me also point out that I agreed to race earlier in the thread, because you dickheads don't know when to shut up. However, at no point in time did I say that I had a faster car than JP, nor do I care if I do or don't. No one knows for certain, or there would be no discussion with regard to this. I said he can't do 180. It's that simple, and I sure wish you trolls would quit dancing around what the fuck I said and starting (more) shit. (Than usual) Let me state this yet again, for whoever doesn't fucking get it. I say that the turbocharged Colt in question, driven by the author of this thread, can not achieve a 180 MPH velocity under its own power (as verified by GPS or Anthony's radar gun) on a stretch of road agreeable to all interested parties, weather permitting. Wager: $100 Now, that being said... Please, kindly STFU.

60-180 was your idea. My wager was on you not reaching 180 MPH.

^^^ This man speaks the truth.

My son thinks my reaction was hilarious. NWS, just for reference.

My offer only stands if you can do 180 MPH in third gear, silly.

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It's the big one, Elizabeth! (clutching chest)

I'm like Alfred E. Neuman... I don't worry. I said I'd race you, and I will. I never wanted to race you, because you're a troll who gets on my nerves... so I'm not betting on the race unless my prior terms are agreeable. I will however wager $100 that says you don't hit 180 MPH confirmed by GPS or Anthony's radar gun. I will enhance this bet, should you prove me wrong by wagering another $100 on a race between your "180 MPH Colt" and my Reeboks, across three parking spots.

And I'm curious at what point I was a pussy about it?

Want to make it worth my while? You win, I get you the full Sweet Pickles bus, Hooked on Phonics program, and send you to Sylvan learning center for a month. I win, you go home, tell all your nutswingers *you* won, thump your chest, and issue an admission of your folly on CR to follow the outline that supervenes: Dear Columbus Racing, I do so humbly apologize for being an assclown. I childishly baited several of your members into smacking me the fuck down because I didn't get enough attention as a child. Now that I have been put in my place, I lobby for your acceptance, and pray you will find it in your hearts to teach me to quit bastardizing the English language. I cannot control my homosexual tendencies, thus I will refrain from meeting any of you in person in the future; as you have made it clear my advances are unwelcome. Since our meeting, I have converted the Colt into a refuge for local stray animals, which as I know, is a disservice to the alley cats. In future endeavors, I will do my best to shut the hell up. Sincerely, Coltboostin Happy holidays.

Hell, no one knows. All I said was that he can't do 180, and now he's thumping his chest and calling me out. All is well, like I said.... if he's still around after the whooping you and Tilley put on him, he can prove it then.

Look, you steaming pile of monkey dung... I said I'd fucking race you. Now shut the fuck up.

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Now you're just getting on my fucking nerves. I said that you can't do 180... and I stand by that. So in order to stoop to your level of e-racing, I'll run a lap of 270 against you; after everyone else you've spouted off to owns you. No whining, no excuses, no bullshit. If you win, I'll congratulate you and admit I was wrong; even though I'm pretty sure you'll be nowhere to be found once Tilley hands you your ass. If you really feel it necessary, you can try to beat up on my Z06. Of course, I'd be willing to set you out a stretch of road, and verify your speed with a radar gun too, since that's what I originally said... that you can't do 180. But of course, changing the subject is good too.

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Central Ohio Power tool will also repair it, on Dublin Rd. Prices are usually reasonable.. their phone number is 481-2111.

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