SlowZ06

He's an Advance auto parts employee... correct? smile.gif I think I've run into him once or twice, he set his car off the rev limiter and did a burnout to get my attention; I followed him back to the Advance on Gender rd. and he politely declined to race... He said there was a problem with his transmission... also, he mentioned that his car was powered by a 5.4 engine, not the 4.6 it came with... Oh, and by the way... I'll run it.

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I can't believe it took 5 minutes and change for someone to throw a punch.. 30 seconds worth of that fat slut running her mouth and It'd be lights out for the whole group. The only thing missing was him standing over the other guy and saying "I'm muthafuckin' black 12 underblock bitch!" (Everyone remember the suckerpunch video?)

^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bwhahahahahahahaha!! This will be in the Kitchen shortly... smile.gif

I could've told you that... smile.gif

Nawwz rules.

^^^ This man speaks the truth.

That sucks, Mike.

Thanks. I was just about to point that out!

I guess that would account for all the balding middle aged guys that drive 'Vettes. The only reason is because it's the only way they FEEL they can get a girl... low self-esteem I believe it is called. We do get it... We've always gotten it. We have FUN with it. We're honest graemlins/thumb.gif </font> Having fun is great. BTW, I'll be middle-aged in about fifteen years.

To hell with her... give me the car and the house.

Get a Z06. I'm biased, though.

graemlins/bubbrubb.gif Wow. We get it. You won. You still can't spell "Photoshopped". Or, "losing". You still drive an Omni, and before you tell us again, we know. You won, you beat a Corvette. Great. graemlins/doh.gif

(Shakes head laughing) That's fucked up....

Three warnings from OHP here... one at 97 MPH on new Year's eve last year... Yeah, I knew better, but some asshat tossed an empty soda can out the window that landed on my windshield. No sooner did I start to throw a Tradewinds iced tea bottle out the window at them than the trooper hit her lights. (Yes, it was a woman) I was shocked, and pulled over. I told her what happened, she warned me about driving like an idiot, throwing shit out the window, and told me to put my front tag on the car. That's it. THAT shocked me.

LOL

Bwahahaha... I'm going to hell too, I suppose.

Ahem... Mike?

100 hours is a lot of blocks of TEN...... (WOW customers will know what I mean... smile.gif )

Clinton > Bush IMHO.... But then again, anyone with a penchant for getting head from whores is A-OK in my book... LOL

My wife told me about the chewing gum auctions a few days ago... I told her to bid on one, then find me someone willing to try human cloning from the DNA profile... ('course, I'd probably end up with a hairy 40 year old man that *actually* chewed the gum..)

NOTHING is that fast.

I was getting ready to leave for work, (NAPA in Grandview at the time) when I turned on the TV... I was watching the news anyway when they broke in with the first plane in the side of the tower, before they knew what happened.... Then we saw the second one hit. I went to work, but the phones weren't ringing, and we all sat around and watched TV half the day...

LOL....