Kevin R.

Dear Gas Man, Letters are not walkie talkies. You don't need to indicate the end. You may simply end. I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy, Kevin PS. This is the end.

You win. I didn't think it would come so quickly. Now highlight my post and reveal the hidden message.

Point me out the location in this thread where I made fun of anyone other than you. If, and when you do that, I will personally deliver a Subway footlong, toasted or untoasted, to your place of residence. This occurrence will be decided on by majority vote, and if it is shown that I did, in fact, make fun of anyone other than you in this thread, you can consider yourself Jarrod, because you will be snacking on your choice of 1 of 8 delicious, low fat subs. PS. I never fucked an actual muffin, nor a muffin top.

I guess you do open yourself up to some weird shit. A. He could download massive amounts of torrents -- i.e. you get your internet shut off and possible legal troubles. B. He surfs tons and tons of child pornography, making your internet connection slow. If you didn't catch that, go fuck yourself.

Dear Wnaplay, You ninja edited .000093 seconds before I quoted you. Well done. Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap. Aw bon uija Lahu, Francisco Martinez

It's all in the tri's bro

Hahahahahahahahaha Let me spell this out for you. HIS NAME IS ROBERTO GALICIA. SOUNDS REALLY ASIAN DOESN'T IT?

Thanks for the responses. I might as well keep it.

It is my post-Mustang totalling whip brah. I am going to lower it and put black wheels on it to match your Audi, except in truck form. I will have to keep the cap to produce the same look though.

Guy pulled a gun in plain clothes and they defended it by saying the rider backed away!? Who in their right mind would not back away from an already aggressive, unmarked car that just pulled in front of you? If anything, you would be thinking it was someone you cut off in traffic -- which can still lead to violence. Case better get thrown out.

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Dear Big Philly Style, Long time no see my black twin. As far as the Tahoe, I agree with you one hundred and sixty-nine percent. They are the new hotness -- and ladies love comfort. I will never drive a car again probably, unless it is uber badass, so an SUV is my next choice down the road. If only the new Tahoes weren't so expensive. Don't go chasing waterfalls, Kevin PS. I actually do get direct deposit -- but they still give me a stub to rub on asses.

Dear thepoint4life23, Since when does the ricer edition of the Lancer have an Evo X motor? Sincerely, Kevin PS. I could be wrong on this -- but I test drove one back in the day and it sucked major donkey cock. I think they have 125hp and usually come in yellow? He wants to impress people -- not troll for butt sex in the Short North.

He is probably harmless -- but I guess you can never be too safe.

Pretty slick. I'm waiting on Farkas to come in here and tell you to lower it.

Dear Miller, Buy that white car now. You have inspired me. Should we own twin cars? You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion gets here, Kevin PS. WTF bluemach?

Damn. That sucks to hear. If I can't get enough out of it to bed line or get a tonneau cover then I will just hold on to it.

No.

Long story short, the Dakota I bought after totaling the Mustang came with a fiberglass bed cap (if that is even what you call these things). The guy gave me the receipt for the thing -- and it cost him around $830 brand new. However, albeit convenient, this kind of makes my truck look like a 75 year old man owns it. The question I have is, how would I go about selling this thing -- or better yet -- placing an approximate value on it? Do these things depreciate? Or, is it a "you have to find the right buyer" kind of deal because it is a certain color? School me if you have any experience in this. Also, do not misconstrue this as a for sale thread. I may not sell it at all -- but am looking for where to start if I decide to down the road. Picture for reference -- in case I did not name the thing properly. I cannot tell if it is a cap, cover, cab, etc. when Googling shit. http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs132.snc3/17950_767642965304_12330469_43893703_1972933_n.jpg

Dear Gas Man, Holy shit you are stupid. To ask about how Asian he is, you may contact him via his email, which is robertogalicia@yahoo.com. Thank you for the chuckle, Kevin

^ Genius

Bahahaha

Dear Jones, Great point. At this point in time you reply, "How bout I take your wife for a ride?" while giving him the old bro laugh and slightly jolting his side with your elbow, as to indicate, 'I'm not fucking kidding at all.' Behemothly bulging, Kevin

I mean, I love Top Gear as much as the next guy, but good god son, watch some porn or something else.

Dear Mensan, Thank you for the support. Also, to clarify, if your boss drives a mini van -- fuck the above plan. He is too far gone to enjoy life. In this case, buy the most badass thing you can afford, take him to Hooters, and let him know you made the right decision in life. He will promote you for the fact alone that he knows you are already more manly than him. With passion, Kevin