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Kevin R.

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  1. Granted, but it will rain. I wish Tilley would give me his car.
  2. They probably moved it genius.
  3. Granted, but it will run off diamonds. I wish it rained beer.
  4. Granted, but you can only take out a dollar a day. I wish to go to Australia.
  5. Granted, but your owner is a flaming homosexual with a hotdog fetish. I wish I had a car that would stay clean on its own.
  6. Granted, but you can't walk on land. I wish that every time a hot girl walked by me I could say "K" and they have the irresistable urge to get naked.
  7. Getting that close is good enough. :nod: Also fine.
  8. Granted, but you can only drive a diesel. I wish to fuck Vida Guerra.
  9. I jerk off on scene. It usually causes people to forget about the embarassing thing I did.
  10. Granted, but she is plus-size. I wish I had twin turbos.
  11. Granted, it is still alive. I wish I didn't have a hangover.
  12. LOL. It is like a blow off valve to a turbo. Nice one.
  13. So, what you are telling me is, simply unsharing my downloaded files won't keep me out of trouble. Blasphemy.
  14. Oregon Trail. That is awesome.
  15. Well that makes a lot more sense as to why they kind of considered it taken care of after the shooting in the dorm.
  16. Your car is the sex. Amazing.
  17. Weak 1/4 mile time.
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