Otis Nice

Elliot cost me $1997 rwd automatic beat down Dakota. Elliot 2 cost me $not.alot. My goal in life currently is working to be totally debt free or close to it. I'm not here for collectables or I would.

http://alveracity.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Joe-Dirt-Auto-Trader-678x381.png Rich folk.

What you see before you is Grade A all American steel and grit. At 42 years young and ~40,500 ALL ORIGINAL miles this truck has plenty of life left and does NOT suffer from "low T". Hell, if YOU suffer from "low T" this is your solution, not some sissy pill. Man up, buttercup! Clad in the finest maybe hand forged armor 1976 had to offer, this workhorse dons a LOVELY shade of probably Ford Dark Forrest Olive 1970's Refrigerator Baby Crap Pea Green(™) and Ford D.J. Orion Almost White-ish Green(™). You want a swift kick in the nuts? Look no further! This puppy will give you the smoothest, most enjoyable, kick to the bean bag you could ever want! The 360 V8 has enough balls to bring back the dinosaurs....which is ironic if you really think about it. Hey, are you a pedal-phile?! Well then, you're in luck! This truck has not one, not two, but THREE pedals for you to foot fondle as you cruise down the boulevard! That's right! This isn't grandma's grocery getter! THREE PEDALS, THREE ON THE TREE BABY! USA! USA! USA! This immaculate steed not only is the toughest bronco in the rodeo it has one of the smoothest rides I've ever seen in such a majestic and classic vehicle. If you want a REAL truck that you can drive from Ohio to Taiwan go get a plane, but if you want a man's truck that you can literally drive to California in tomorrow this is it but I don't recommend it because California sucks and this truck will probably offend everyone with it's all American awesomeness. It's as mechanically sound as it is beautiful. That's right. Lift this girls skirt and you'll find one of the cleanest undercarriages you've ever seen and she'll purr like a kitten for ya. Yeah, it's both a bucking bronco and a well manicured lady...wanna fight about it? Have you seen the interior? She's not your average girl! No nasty harlot red like that of so many other 70's and 80's gal's! She won't cheat on you with some random drifter named “Chet” or “Steve”! No sir! She's a class act! Liposuction? Who needs it?! Face lift? Get outta here! Implants? Well.....wait, NO WAY! You can't improve on perfection! This interior is MINT and has been gilded in green by the lavishing touch of Midas himself maybe but probably not! By this point I already know what you're thinking: “HOW can I make this amazing work of art MINE?!” Well, YOU'RE IN LUCK! For the low low cost of just a single monthly payment of $15,000.00 or best offer ALL OF THIS COULD BE YOURS!!! Be the envy of literally every gas station you ever frequent! BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! Act now and receive not ONE but TWO free Vanillaroma tree air freshners FREE!!! *Supplies limited* DISCLAIMER: Seller is NOT responsible for time lost due to the commoners ogling, questioning, or fondling of either the truck or your person. BUY THIS TRUCK

This picture was taken 30 years ago.

Taking it to a car show today for the first time. She's officially gonna have a "For Sale" sign in the window. I'm gonna miss this truck when it sells.

Hard pass. More to malfunction/break.

Nice. You've come a long way from trying to get into a seedy bar in Grove City while wearing your senior letter-man jacket. I applaud you.

Got dat gangsta lean. and :barf: simultaneously. Agreed...coming from a redneckabilly.

Damn. What's that boat weigh? Doc gets it.

Uhhh.... ....yeah. That's sales bruh. You ARE selling. Your view of "sales" may be misconstrued. You can't be successful without selling yourself/your brand/your services. You had to sell yourself to that company. That's sales. After reading your response I highly recommend my aforementioned suggestion.

That was easy. Congrats.

Taking a second look at this I bet it's all a misinterpretation. Coffee acts swiftly and violently, right Mitch?

Sign up for Cardone University. Grant Cardone knows his shit. PS - you'll quickly learn you ARE a salesman. You've had to in order to get the business you already have. If you want someone with more than a decades worth of experience and some insight hit me up. I'll more to MB, SC, and work WAY more hours than you so that YOUR business can grow. I'll work 20! ...but for real man, invest in YOU.

EDIT: Wait...was it an ACTUAL wagon?

You can't. Guns were banned and you had to turn yours in. You had to call the police and wait for them to arrive.

This. This. Self defense. Firearms licensing and training. Situational awareness. I've beat that dead horse too many times though. Glad you're ok man.

Prob not the style of "cool classic" most of us were thinking.

Well, I'm no master mechanic, but I don't think the transmission is mounted properly.

Lot of google-fu here. We had an '07 5.4 F150 from 2009-20013ish ACTUALLY being used to haul a 2500 lb trailer with TWO massey ferguson diesel tractors + bush hogs and tow on the reg and NEVER had a prob. YMMV. Not one single $800 tune up, timing chain, spark plug prob, or anything. Normal oil changes and nearly 100k of heavy towing with not a prob. To each their own I guess....I do love some good BBQ though, Derek, so don't discredit me...

Wow that's clean. GLWS.

I'm not saying I'm FINE with it. I'm simply saying that it changes nothing. My post was more along the lines of, "the legislation is BS and trumped up propaganda aimed at nothing more than grabbing power where they can." I know the implications, and I agree. All I was stating is that literally every single firearms owner I know doesn't give a rip either way about bumpstocks.

Chris' sake indeed.

Fixed that just for my own, personal, tiny, point of view.