Otis Nice

What you see before you is none other than the crown jewel of mid-90's American made sedan excellency. This 1995 Ford Crown Vic is made of iron ore steel forged in the heart of a West Virginian mine by a descendant of the late, great, John Henry himself, the best hammer swinger to have ever lived (Google him if you don't know who he is and shame on you). The seats are stuffed with REAL Bald Eagle feathers (no bald eagles were harmed in the making of this vehicle because that may or may not be a lie) which are wrapped in traditional Ford Corinthians leather (no Corinthians were hurt either). This COMPLETELY RUST FREE chariot features power windows, locks, seats, steering, brakes, and mirrors. Whether you're a strapping young lad or a baby boomer with 27 grandchildren and 92 great-grandchildren this car is a breeze to drive. PREMIUM COMFORT ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED! Even the heat and air conditioning work FLAWLESSLY! The automatic transmission shifts so smoothly you'll have to choke back tears while driving it. You may even be lulled to sleep. The powerful V8 engine runs so strong you'll have to hold onto your flat bill or wig (depending on which era you were born) if you mash on the accelerator. With just under 138,000 ALL ORIGINAL miles on this bumper to bumper, unrestored, vintage, classic (and other descriptive buzz words like “one of a kind”), vehicle, you can rest assured that not part was replaced or modified with sub-par parts. That's right. Believe it or not this “grocery getter” dragster SURVIVED the Fast & Furious craze of the early 2000's. I KNOW! UNBELIEVABLE! Not a spoiler or under-body neon has EVER been installed! No granny shifting or double clutching in this smooth ride. It's an automatic...WITH WORKING CRUISE CONTROL! If you need a reliable way to transport 6 people while simultaneously hosting a birthday party or pick up basketball game in the spacious trunk, this is the vehicle for you. Don't wait! This offer won't last long! ...unless nobody wants to buy it. $1250.

From personal experience only I can speak for Logan, Ironton, Jackson, Oak Hill, Wellston, Coalton, Waverly, West Union, Portsmouth, and Nelsonville. That'd be a good little tour.

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This weekend was great but this entire year has been out of the "norm" I think.

So what you're saying is, they're not that great. I agree. I do agree with you that Jalen is no pocket passer. He's never gonna make it as an NFL QB.

'Bama is not all that great. Def doesn't look like the number one in the country. Don't get me wrong, OSU DEF doesn't either, but they'd had so many close calls against nobodies.

Agreed. I was talking with someone about this the other day. I just got home and aside from catching the OSU/MSU game on the radio for most of it and watchign the tail end at dads haven't caught up. I see above it seems like UGA lost. Weird year indeed.

Thanks all for the congrats and what not. Told Dad and made him happy. He's worked his butt off his entire life and is enjoying his first year of retirement. If anyone is interested apparently it's for sale at any given moment so PM me.

Lol. Said price? No clue. PM an offer and I'll ask. I don't get into his financial business. Haha.

Haha. Thanks. May be a week, may be 10 years. Nobody knows I guess.

Nevermind about keeping it. Just got to dad's and he said he'd let it go today for the right price.

Yeah, this one's not getting touched. Sorry for multiple replies. On my cell.

Fully agree. It originally came from Arizona or somewhere IIRC.

That's all up to dad. He's retired. He can handle all that crap. Hahaha

Thanks.

He got pics texted to him before dad even picked it up. Haha

Yeah....I doubt this one ever leaves our family.

We had gone to a swap meet/car show in Chillicothe last Saturday looking for a T5 transmission for the '49. We had found out about the show a day before and it's not far at all from his place. Got there, saw some friends, checked out a lot of the vendors, and not a T5 was found. We decided to walk through the show section before circling back through more vendors on the other side of the fairgrounds hoping to spot one. There were all matters of vehicles from full resto's to ratrod's to some brand new stock mustangs and camaros with their hoods popped for who knows what reason. There was also the usual small smathering of nothing vehicles from the 90's to 2000's. Anyway, we were looking at any and all old chevy's like his others. It's always great to see what others have done and get ideas or info. There were a few but nothing really stood out. Suddenly I spotted a "For Sale" sign in this bad boy: It's a 1976 F150 Ranger. Dad is, as of today, officially the 3rd owner. As it sits at his house now it has 40,205 miles on it and has not been restored or modified in any way. Nothing has been hauled in the bed and it is 100% original form bumper to bumper. It's a 3 on the tree and that right kind of ugly color combo that I absolutely love. It has been meticulously maintained and garaged it's entire life. When he drove it he said it steers and handles better than anything he currently has, even their new vehicles. It has not one scratch nor rust spot anywhere on the body. The frame is completely rust free. I don't know what CR thinks, but I'm fine with whatever because I friggin' love this thing. At its new home (although it's going to live in the garage).

You know they're drug dealers for sure. Who needs 15 keys for just 3 vehicles?

I knew they always played us tough but I didn't realize it was this close statistically. Man, I wish we were in the SEC.

Sure you can! (Probably)

Bump. $200.

Bump. $1000.00 even.

Snaps? Trifold? Shoulda called Justin at PPC. But I DIG this truck/project! Looks great man.