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Otis Nice

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  1. The situation is tragic. I won't say anything other than that. Thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those lost and to those injured and their families as well. No, I won't get on a soap box here. It won't sway anyone's opinion since it's just crap flinging and name calling.
  2. That would be majestic. And guys, seriously, read my posts the last few pages. Lauren is one of the most biased people I've ever held a discussion with on this topic. Him and my buddy who is a PSU fan. No matter what, they're best. If your schedule is tougher than theirs, it's not. If you beat them it's a fluke. Same ol tune. Lol. It's asinine how one sided/jaded he is.
  3. With NB here. I do like bronze wheels. Always have. No clue why. Like them on almost any vehicle of almost any color. Stockers don't look bad though IMO.
  4. Shhhhhhhh... That's fake news. No rotor's are THAT big.
  5. The only wheels needed for any truck/SUV. 15" only. /thread.
  6. This is a one of a kind, genuine, American made, V8 powered, rear wheel drive, 2008 Police Interceptor. Is it awesome? Of course it is. It's a Police Interceptor. Do you even know why they're called Police Interceptors? That's right, “police” because they are used by law enforcement and “interceptor” because they're one part intercontinental speed, one part Velociraptor. This is hard boiled rage encased in steel. “What amenities does it have?” you may be asking yourself. Well, let me tell you something, this isn't your Sunday driven grocery getter nor is it a Howard Johnson. You get no mints on the pillows with this one. It is NOT for the faint of heart. What you DO get is an adrenaline rush every time you mash the gas pedal to the floor. It's also got great heat and a/c if you're into that sort of thing and power windows and locks for those of you with frail forearms and biceps. Speaking of which, after driving this torpedo for a few years you're sure to look like Popeye since the power steering works 60% of the time all the time. DON'T WORRY! You'll NEVER skip leg day in this bad boy since it doesn't even have cruise control! GET READY TO GET JACKED! The good news is, since you'll have a more tone body and be in high demand, you can fit 4 ladies/gentlemen in the car with you and 6 more in the trunk...not that I've tried it. “So why should I even want this phenomenal piece of machinery?” I'm glad you asked. It has Mustang wheels. That's right. Mustang . They hail from the very same lineage of the vehicle that Cherry Valance drove in The Outsiders. With each wheel on you gain at LEAST 7 more horsepower (testing has not yet proven this claim). THAT'S...SEVEN TIMES FOUR MORE POWER PER HORSE!!! There is also a full sized spare wheel made from hardened steel forged from pure metals and it comes WITH A TIRE! For the additional cost of $Nothing I'll even throw in a COMPLETE SET of factory steel wheels! WOW!!! This car has 157k miles...mainly highway. That's because for this finely engineered machine to truly grin ear to ear it needs to get out and stretch its legs. This thing has so much power that if you're on city streets in the rain or on ice you'll just sit there and spin the wheels all day. LET THIS BIG DOG HUNT! The interior doesn't have carpet. Is it missing? Was it removed? NOPE! It was designed with a floor you don't have to worry about getting your muddy boots on. Ladies, spill your pumpkin spice latte's and clean it up three weeks later if you wish. No muss, no fuss. The front seats are hand woven lanolin (maybe). The rear seat is hand stitched (not really) Corinthians leather (I think) on the bottom and custom molded (in a factory somewhere...probably Detroit) plastic on the back. Don't worry! The child safety locks on the rear doors were disabled and you ARE able to exit from the inside, but who would want to leave such comfort? The premium sound system includes a Kenwood CD player adaptable to an iPod or phone. You can listen to music and charge your phone at the same time! Speaking of charging phones: those 4 good looking others you picked up that wouldn't leave you alone? Well, with 2 cigarette lighter plug thingies and 2 of those double USB thingies from the gas station they can ALL charge their phones too! THIS CAR HAS EVERYTHING (except cruise control)!!! Do you see anything different on the front of this work of art? That's right. A push bar. Why is that important? Well, I probably shouldn't talk about it for legal reasons, but trust me, it's handy. All of this can be yours for the low low price of $1,250.00 American dollars, but if you ask nicely I might take $1,249.00
  7. Thanks. She's a nail driver. Great rifle but I just don't NEED it anymore.
  8. I'm totally fine with that and agree. I legit can't even take you seriously anymore.
  9. Oh, and I believe dad told me when they went to get moms new vehicle last night that Ford is advertising $10k off on theirs as well. Could get a nice Ecoboost around there.
  10. This. Had me 100% here. Lost me at buying a GM just because.
  11. But for real, subscribe to that guy. He posts most of the current games quickly.
  12. Looks like the worlds funnest go kart.
  13. I actually really like this assessment. Well said. I actually really like this assessment. Well said.
  14. For Lauren and anyone else who missed it and cares to watch or anyone who wants to relive it in all it's glory.
  15. Am I a train wreck because I was right and you were wrong about Auburn, because when I list stats (specifically regarding Alabama's schedule and opponents) they seem to offend you, or because I brought up the fact that you, at your own admission, chose a team for no other reason than someone else told you to? It's funny how when you post stats everyone is wrong but when anyone else posts stats...everyone is still wrong. And I'M the train wreck. :lolguy: Well, which factual stat was it when you tried to justify the schedule which has not one quality opponent on it? I missed those "stats". ...or was that merely your opinion/justification? :gabe: Gotta make it past UGA first. :lolguy: The Crimson glasses are STRONG tonight! :lol: Stop. You're wrong. Obviously. That's stats.
  16. Remind me, once again please, which stellar defenses/teams hey have proven themselves against. I'll wait patiently. :lolguy: Guys, Lauren is nothing more than a grade A homer. He has nothing better to do than root for a team of his girls choosing and try to classify anything great tOSU does as sub par. If it were to happen to 'Bama it'd be one of those "quality" losses he once claimed was BS yet then turned around and used the term when in regards to an SEC team. If you can't see that he's poorly trolling this thread and literally has no clue what he's talking about shame on you. He sees the NCAAF world through crimson colored glasses. I've asked him several questions a few pages back, he didn't respond at first, once he did and a team lost and I was proven right he didn't explain himself nor would he ever "eat crow". It's beneath him I believe. He simply can't be wrong when it comes to college football. Please read above. He's literally beyond comprehension. Please read above. I called how good Auburn is a few pages back. It's where I told Lauren they'd be at LEAST a 2 loss team, he lol'd, then they lost their second game. ...but they were quality losses so that's better than a win basically.
  17. Potato, tomato. They're both fruits. :lolguy: I'm sure he was, but my point also is, who gaf? It's a typo. They happen. Anyway, I still dig the car. It's unusual. If I were to get one, which I likely never will, I'd get the plate "AVANDII" just because of this thread.
  18. Apparently I only have 100 rounds unless the rest is at dads. Make an offer.
  19. Plaase except my humblessed appalagees my liege for the coping and pasteing. How hard is it to use proper grammar and punctuation? Jeez. Never mind anyway. Even if I did like it in a buzzed state your post alone has made it hideous. Congrats on the ego though. Looking good stud. How hard is it to not use proper capitalization? Jeez. I do not, but I'm sure Kerry will be by shortly to tell us all about it.
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