Try being big sometime it sucks.
Here is worthless cop story for you.
When I lived in Columbus I was heading back home to visit my parents in marion one night. It was roughly 930pm I was driving my supra. I sprung a very small leak in a coolant hose which was spraying on my downpipe. I had a very small puff of smoke come out from underneath the hood. So I pulled over to check it out. About that time a officer pulled up and asked if there was a problem I said yeah I think I have a coolant leak. The gas shocks on my hood were shot so I had to prop it up to work on anything. I always just used a golf club to do this. I asked him if he could hold the hood for me or if he had a problem with me using a golf club to hold it up. About this time he put his hand on his gun and called for back up. No sarcasm I dont remember what code he called but there were 4 cruisers with 2 cops per cruiser there within 10 minutes of me stopping. There were 8 cops standing along a highway one of them volunteered to help hold the hood open they would not let me get the club out to hold it up.
If you had been driving by you would have thought there was a severe accident cause 3 of the cruisers had there lights on when i was pulled over.