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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing. They actually have a program here in Brisbane That will teach our dog Ol' Blue how to talk.' 'That's amazing!' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?' 'Just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo says, 'I'll get him in the course.' So ... his father sends the dog and $2,000. About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home. 'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know. 'Awesome! Dad, he's talking up a storm. But you just won't believe this. They've had such good results with talking, they've begun to teach the animals how to read.' 'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?' 'Just send $4,500. I'll get him in the class.' The money promptly arrives. But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk nor read. So he shoots the dog. When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited. 'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to talk with him, and see him read something!' 'Dad,' the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal. Then he suddenly turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still f%@king that little redhead barmaid at the pub?'' The father groans and whispers, 'I hope you shot that bastard before he talks to your Mother!' 'I sure did, Dad!' 'That's my boy!' The kid went on to be a successful lawyer

For those that have a lot of remotes at home, today's WOOT seems like a decent deal. Picked up one myself.

+1 For once, I agree with you.

Please don't show me that at this point in time.

If you've got one, that will save me the hassle of buying one. I'll shoot you a PM as I reach that point. Thanks!

In the next couple of weeks I am taking on a decent project in the installation of a 12'x12' paver patio. I picked up a lot of 16"x16" concrete pavers off CL for a good deal and will be doing the work myself. It's been a long time since I've done anything similar to this type of project and I'm not exactly sure what the best layout will be for the base. From what I've been reading, a good 4" gravel base topped with 1" of sand is preferred, but I'm not really sure I'll end up needing 4" worth of gravel due to the size of the pavers. I'll get some pictures of the area where the patio will be installed as well as the actual pavers I'll be using. Any thoughts on what might work best for this type of install?

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http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu9mx_patrick-swayze-chippendale_dating

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4184/saturday-night-live-pumping-up-with-hans-and-franz

I thought this was going to be concert photos.

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=59250&page=2

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A guy dies. In his will, he gives $10,000 to each of his three sons with the provision that they are to put the money in the casket when he's buried. The day of the funeral comes. The sons are at the casket. The first puts in an envelope, then confesses to the others, "I only put in $9K... I had to pay some bills." The second puts in his envelope, then confesses, "I only put in $5K... I bought a boat." The third son says, "I am shocked and disgusted by both of you. I wrote him a check for every penny!"

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With Charlize Theron http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d14fdef4f2/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis?rel=auto_related&rel_pos=5 Quite a few other really good ones as well on the right preview screen.

3140 Westerville Rd

http://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/1331408938.html My g/f's sister works with the owner of this white Z28 (who is a female). I saw the car today and it's quite clean and is not daily driven.

HAHAHAHA!!! NP man...glad we were able to inspire! If you get time, go to the Habitat for Humanity store on Westerville Rd. That's where we got ours and they were CHEAP! Oh...my pavers are 16x16

A man sees a fine looking woman at a bar. He steps over to her and says, Hey baby, let me suck on your nipples. She says, Watch it buddy, I'll have my boyfriend kick your ass. He laughs and says, Alright, why don't I just give you a big sloppy kiss then? She says, Listen, if you say one more thing to me, I will have my man kill you. This is my final offer, he says, I'll hold you upside-down, pour beer into your pussy, and drink from your cunt. She gets up, walks over to her boyfriend, tells him this guy said he was going to lick her tits. He yells, I'll kill him! She then tells him he was going to kiss her. By now he's pissed and starts walking in his direction. She says, Wait! He also said he would hang me by my ankles, pour beer down my twat, and drink from me! Her boyfriend stops and says, Sorry babe, I can't fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer.

A plane leaves Los Angeles Airport under the control of a Jewish captain.His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters,... "I don't like Chinese." "No rike Chinese?" asks the copilot,... "why not?" "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!" "No, no," the copilot protests,... "Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese." "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese... doesn't matter, you're all alike!" There's a few minutes of silence. "No rike Jews!",... the copilot suddenly announces. "Why not?",... asks the captain. "Jews sink Titanic",... the copilot responds. "Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the captain,... "It was an iceberg!" "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Wattenberg no mattah... all same!"

One day in a small town Pastor Flapps was walking down the sidewalk next to the towns only bar. As he was walking by the bar he saw a lady from his congregation sitting at the bar drinking. He thought to himself, she must be having some trouble because drinking wasn't allowed in their religion. So he figured he would go in and see what was wrong. When he got inside he noticed that the woman was so drunk she could barely talk. Pastor Flapps walks up to the lady to ask her what was wrong. When he started to speak it frightened the woman and she fell off balance. On the way to the floor she reached up and barely caught a hold of Pastor Flapps' shirt and pulled him to the floor with her. Once they both hit the floor it just so happened that Pastor Flapps fell directly on top of the drunk woman. The bartender seeing all of this but hearing nothing leans over the bar and says, "HEY we do not allow that kind of stuff in this establishment!!" The Pastor looks up and says, "I don't think you understand Sir. I am Pastor Flapps!!" The Bartender looks back down at him and says, "Well if you're that far you might as well go ahead and finish!"

"What happened to you?" asked his wife. "I'll never understand women," he replied. "I was riding up in an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!" "I can certainly appreciate that," said the wife, "But how did you get the second black eye?" "Well, I figured she liked it that way," said the husband, "So I pushed it back in."

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills. Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian) Horse:"Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to, to protect me from the weather." Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."