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Mensan

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  1. I'm surprised you could pull your tongue out of Anthonys ass long enough to make a post.
  2. Mensan

    immigration

    Gay people are normal.
  3. Copy and paste motherfucker. I thought you used to do this for a living?
  4. http://waffleimages.gbsfm.info/files/73/73959c93ab8ffa3b826c4bcdc3945f11013bef7d.jpg#via=salr
  5. Internet gambling isn't taxed, so the gov't wants their cut. That's what it all boils down to.
  6. Well, good thing you guys saved the quality of the thread by bitching without any positive contribution.
  7. Which God do you go to? You moved, right? I used to use the one up on Polaris but traffic is too much, so I'm just an atheist now.
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aasov3zTaY Makes me hungry for salmonella...I mean salad.
  9. WTF? Fucked on camera by multiple men is OK, but cum in her hair makes her cry?
  10. http://www.perryjoshua.com/Exchange/post.JPG
  11. Holy shit, there are people alive who haven't seen that before?
  12. Fox Lake is about 5 minutes from Orrville. I was there on Wednesday.
  13. Mine did the same when the power supply fan failed (desktop). Seems like heat is the main culprit. My clock was off by like 3 hours one day; that's when I noticed it.
  14. Mensan

    Finding money

    I found a penny tonight and got to thinking. I did some testing, and the amount of time it takes to reach down, pick up a penny, and be on your merry way is approximately 3 seconds. Now, if you consider those three seconds as work done to earn that penny, and multiply it to an hourly wage; for those three seconds you're working at a rate of 12 dollars an hour: (1 cent/3 seconds)(3600 seconds in an hour)=12 This is, of course, disregarding any sense of accomplishment, security, or well-being gained from the aquisition of a lucky, or shiny new penny. We're talking pure economics here. I don't have a statistic but I'd be willing to bet that well over half of this country's work force works for less than a 12 dollar an hour wage. That's frightening when you break it down and realize that every three seconds they're getting a penny tossed their way. Currenly, I don't earn 12 dollars an hour so I could consider any penny I find to be a well earned (and highly lucrative for my three second's time) income. If you make more than 12 dollars an hour at your job or, more importantly, if you value your time at more than 12 dollars an hour despite the corner the capitalist machine has you pushed into, then picking up a penny is a waste of your precious time, mathematically speaking. Furthermore, I've developed an equation that will determine the value of a coin (or small amount of coins, say no more than three) that is worth reaching for, depending on what hourly wage you're willing to work for: let x be your desired hourly wage let y be the value of the coins you've stumbled upon 3(x/3600)=y If you value your time at minimum wage in the state of New York (currently 6.75), you're rolling in money town if you find any coins worth at least a little more than half a cent. If you value your time at 100 dollars an hour then you'd do well to pick up any find of 8 cents or more. Because of this observation I've decided that it's very hard to argue against the economic soundness of picking up any change the average person finds on the sidewalk. You'd have to be making over 300 dollars an hour to scoff at the thought of picking up a quarter.
  15. If you ever spill hot wax on it again place a paper bag on it and iron the bag. Soaks the wax right up. I can't replace apatch though, sorry.
  16. Maybe the last time you wore that was when that tie was still stylish. Must have been years ago.
  17. On special nights I like to take my wife out to Dennys. The grand slam is perfect for two. When we go out to relax, it's TeeJays. Mmmmmmm...Corncakes.
  18. That is a common problem on the 5.4 SOHC heads. It happens ALL THE TIME. The only way to fix it is to remove the head and helicoil it. Sorry.
  19. Mensan

    Test

    Hey now, fags like ass too
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