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Spray it without a tune, then blow a hole in your piston and build a TT 408. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/icons/icon10.gif

Oops.

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I think I hear it coming... Sounds like a train...

False syllogism. Your train of logic is flawed, but on the right track. There are more productive ways of fighting unemployment than killing brown people.

No. If the people who create the war benefit largely from its inception, shouldn't the motive be questioned?

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Did you mean to type "you too"? My math > your grammar. And, your picture is old. You need something new and fresh, like this: http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/9416/reading2al.jpg

I'm not mad. I don't know you, so I can't hate you. I know you on CR, so I can hate on you. You posted a thread in the kitchen (not this one); I thought the abuse was warranted. It's all CR-Kitchen-Insult-Fun. If I were pissed, I'd call you. We have a long way to go before I get mad. I say the words "think" and "guess" because I like to think things through logically before I state them. I don't know these things to be fact, so I can't state them as fact. That can get you into trouble. I "surmise" you will have a hard time comprehending my post. However, I may be wrong, so I can't say absolutely. I think I'd take some pretty good odds on it though.

I think that may be the funniest .gif I have ever seen...

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LOL I think by "Dream Job" you meant you dreamt of getting a job where you get to have sex with pretty women. Even if it is true, someone still has to pay an attractive woman to have sex with you. Take your hillbilly catfish moustache back to WV, and get the fuck out of my state.

I guess there was no experience required?

You scared, pretty boy?

That guy looks like "wickedpyroclown" off of here.

Call US Airways and ask for a "Go First" fare. It will allow you to fly first class at a discounted rate. They don't advertise that fare, but it's available. US Air has, IMO, the best domestic first class available. Don't fly Northwest in first, especially going all the way to Las Vegas. Continental would be my second choice. If you do get a room at the Bellagio, get one with a view of the fountain. For your wifes sake, please reconsider the Nascar wedding.

Jesus Christ, I thought it was spring? http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-synpa.gif

LOL. Teenagers are so cute.

Similarly you could hook up that motion sensor to a light inside the house that will wake you up if it's tripped. Then unload on those motherfuckers (figuratively).

This is exactly what I was thinking when I read the article.

I agree. The only thing worse than ellipses is too many fucking paraboloids. http://quiltingpassion.com/blocks/shapes/ellipses.jpg http://oz.plymouth.edu/~sci_ed/Turski/Courses/Astronomy/2.%20images/2.%20chp2/6.multiple-ellipses.JPG http://www.edmath.org/MATtours/Ellipses/ellipses1.02.2.1c.gif

Copy the adress to IE. I don't think that's Marks car. His was never that fast.

Something like heel-toe driving?

Johnny XXX has kickass hair, and Gearhead drives a Mustang. You have no chance.

$100.