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Has anybody tried anything like this? http://www.xratedcc.com/gallery/albums/tylermemberpics/PICT0778_001.jpg

Here are 16 actual error messages seen on the computer screens in Japan, here some are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation"? -------------------------------------------- The Web site you seek cannot be located, but countless more exist. -------------------------------------------- Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. -------------------------------------------- Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. -------------------------------------------- Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. -------------------------------------------- Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. -------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. -------------------------------------------- Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. -------------------------------------------- A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone. -------------------------------------------- Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred? -------------------------------------------- You step in the stream, but the water has moved on. This page is not here. -------------------------------------------- Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. ------------------------------------------------ Having been erased, The document you're seeking must now be retyped. -------------------------------------------- Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. -------------------------------------------- Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Security Almost 150 years ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator, Alan Pinkerton, for protection. That was the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that time, federal police authority has grown to a large number of multi-letter agencies - FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, ATF, etc. Now comes the Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service. Can't you see them now? These highly trained men and women in their black outfits with initials in large white letters across their backs? F. A. T. A. S. S. - - - - - - - I feel safer already.

298-8920 I think they're under cars alot and are not always able to get to the phone right away.

That's some crazy shit graemlins/thumb.gif

Those wings are huge Did those cars come from the factory like that?

My dad always gives me shit for letting the gas run low in our van. He says there are sediments that settle at the bottom of the tank and they well get sucked into the engine if I let it run too low. Seems to me that driving alone would mix up anything in the tank to make the gas homogenous. Besides, isn't there a filter?? Who's right?

Well I bought my 01 gsr certified pre-owned, and everything worked great. I pulled the stock radio out and replaced it with a panasonic touchscreen one. If I plug the CD changer into the Panasonic reciever, my antenna will not go up or down. As soon as I unplug the cd changer, the antenna will go right up(as long as the radio is on, of course). What's the deal?? Thanks. -JP

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Lol, I thought that was the exhaust pipe at first tongue.gif

"I thought you were joking!! I even wrote it down in my journal: Christina told a funny joke today!!"

I got this in an e-mail the other day and thought it was worth posting: One Sr. Citizen's View of Bush Admin. Dear Sir: I am a senior citizen. During the Clinton Administration I had an extremely good and well paying job. I took numerous vacations and had several vacation homes. Since President Bush took office, I have watched my entire life change for the worse. I lost my job. I lost my two sons in that terrible Iraqi War. I lost my home. I lost my health insurance. As a matter of fact, I lost virtually everything and became homeless. Adding insult to injury, when the authorities found me living like an animal, instead of helping me, they arrested me. I will do anything to insure President Bush's defeat in the next election. I will do anything that Senator Kerry wants to insure that a Democrat is back in the White House come next year. Bush has to go. I just thought you and your listeners would like to know how one senior citizen views the Bush Administration. Thank you for taking the time to read my letter. Sincerely, Sadaam Hussein

Brian, aka "Mobile Chassis Dyno", is a great guy. I don't think i've ever heard anything negative about doin business with him. I'll vouch graemlins/thumb.gif

lol that's some funny shit http://www.mymonte.com/forum/images/smiles/lmao2.gif

I hope to God that I never see one of those in person, but I fear that it is inevitable. graemlins/nonono.gif

Damn

At least you didn't roll it doing 140...

I feel you're pain man. Glad to hear you're alright. We all make mistakes, we just gotta make sure that we learn from them.

That looks great, very glossy.

That looks great, very glossy.

I'm selling parts from a totaled 99 Acura Integra GSR. Most of the parts on it are still good. I have a B18C1 with 60k on it, leather seats, 17inch wheels, Apexi 4-2-1 headers, floor matts, whatever you want from it. Let me know what you want with an offer and i'll let you know if I have it. Thanks. -JP

They're saturated, not peak & hold.

How can I check to make sure that my injectors are working properly?

I was under the impression that 100psi was not good compression?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6396&item=2481583394&rd=1 That's what you need zach. Good luck with everything.