Zang! Who is that, striding over the icy wasteland! It is Eastside Juggalo, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts vengefully:
"I'm going to brutalize you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!"
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Lo! Who is that, stalking along the mountains! It is David, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a mighty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to clobber you until you are tax-deductible!!"