I doubt bums got guns but if for some reason they do then I got guns too.
Quick TRUE BUM Story
Happened about 4 yrs ago
All true, All for the lulz
So, my grandparents have a house in the florida keys. One night we're all down in keywest bar hoppin, gettin drunk, the usual. Well on our way back to my gpaps house my dad,gpap and I figure out we gotta piss. So my gma pulls over near a walgreens and drives to the back of the building. my dad and gpap hop out along w/ me and we all walk around this trash dropoff area and start pissin. Next thing we here is priceless. (in high drunk sleepy bum voice)"whoa, whats going on. is it raining? what the hell." Little did we know since it was pitch black out and that we were shitfaced was that my dad accidently was pissing on a bum that was sleeping back there!!! We all start laughing like crazy while in kinda disbelief that my dad just pissed all over this bum. The whole time the bum still doesn't realize whats going on until we told him. Well we felt bad that this bum just got a golden shower So my dad gave him a $50 and told him he's sorry. The bum was the happiest bum I've ever seen. He's sittin there soaked from head to toe in my dad's piss and he's yet sooo excited that he can buy booze n drugs for days to come.