No. No they're not.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4db_1199679365
Ever seen a fighter up close? They ain't tiny.
*ahem*
MiG-29 Fulcrum Specifications
Primary Function: Multi-role fighter
Contractor: Mikoyan-Gurevich
Crew: One
Unit Cost: N/A
Powerplant
Two Klimov/Sarkisov RD-33 turbofans at 18,298 afterburning pounds of thrust each
Dimensions
Length: 56 feet and 10 inches
Wingspan: 37 feet and 3.25 inches
Height: 15 feet and 6.2 inches
Weights
Empty: 24,030 pounds
Maximum Takeoff: 40,785 lb (18500 kg) -- Fulcrum-A
Performance
Speed: Mach 2.3 (1,520 mph)
Ceiling: 55,775 ft (17000 m) -- Fulcrum-A
Range: 932 miles (810 nm / 1500 km) with internal fuel -- Fulcrum-A
Armament
One 30mm GSh-301 cannon with 150 rounds, Six AAMs including a mix of SARH and AA-8 Aphid (R60), AA-10 Alamo (R27T), AA-11 Archer, (R73), FAB 500-M62, FAB-1000, TN-100, ECM Pods, S-24, AS-12, AS-14
It's not too far off.