Dr. Pomade

In the GTR vs. cam C6Z race, the GTR only put like 19 cars on the Z in the first .40 seconds. #bye

Kirk is doing a lot right. Here's my take: Owe a lot on taxes? Means you made a lot of money. #successfulpeopleproblems You owe the government money? Awesome, you just kept your money in your pocket for an entire year and did what you wanted to do with it - invest it, take a trip, buy your mistress and girlfriend new necklaces, etc. The goverment owes you money? Well, that's cool and all, until you realize that you gave the government an interest-free loan for the entire year.

I took the liberty of fixing that for you. Respectfully, Johnny S5

Some spy should shoot it. With a missle.

Agree completely here, as I've had similar experiences. And there's something just incredibly sinful about having a really nice alcohol buzz at 10am (or like some weird time when you're not supposed to be drinking). Some people call that alcoholism. I call it a vacation.

BTW, I've been to the Mirage. It's fine - and has pretty much all you'd want, realistically. All the casinos on the strip do, really. Sure, some are newer, fancier, etc., but when it comes down to it they all have basically the same stuff.

Here's my write up on my experiences from Vegas from one trip, which included a visit to the Ghost Bar. Caveat: this is from 2006, so we're talking a while back. http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26844&highlight=drift+king

Sorry, I stand corrected: smokinHawk would only criticize Jay Cutler's form, not his diet. And no, my hair cuts itself. It's a beneficial side effect from the pomade.

SmokingHawk finds a way of insulting just about everyone at one time or another when it comes to anything weightlifting-oriented, fitness, etc. It's just his style. Once you realize this, you come to expect it, and even accept it. Jay Cutler could post here and SmokingHawk would criticize his form or tell him that he is eating too many complex carbohydrates.

They might have been hit with a few shells and now walk with a limp.

@ Joe

I'm glad that didn't go unMcNoticed.

McYes

Pretty sure this is now definitely McThread of the McYear.

Pretty sure you didn't, McBackpedal.

Pretty sure it was a typo, McCritical.

I know I did my share in here, but this thread is starting to take a much too dark, unsettling, and personal turn. All of it now seems a bit too uncomfortable. Maybe it's best that admins/mods lock this thread, as I would think all the points that need to have been made have been made.

We may be witnessing one of the greatest pwnage posts in the history of CR.

Life on the South End was never easy. Lockbourne, have you heard of it? Probably not. It's like tool shed of Columbus. Toward the back of the property, not very big, not really cared for, and certainly not adding to the value of anything. That's where I was born. I guess you could say it was all up from there. Literally, because I was born on the floor. We didn't have enough money for a car or a telephone or electricity, so there was no way for us to call an ambulance when she went into labor. Luckily, the kitchen was tiled; no way I'd want to clean up that mess on a carpet. My dad was a humble man. I say was because now he's a meglomaniac. He was rapidly promoted throught the ranks of the DEA, made district attorney, moved to San Francisco, and helped in a small start-up electronics company called "Apple." He'll call me every so often to remind me of his greatness. I always want to hang up, but never do. I've always been kind of a pushover like that. My mom is Sophia Loren. She never cared for my father's antics very much. She had a fairly successful career in acting, modeling, and cosmetics sales. One year, she finished 3rd nationally at Avon.

In this thread you will post an autobiography. It will contain your accomplishments, a few idiosyncratic but relatively irrelevant details, some hardships you have endured, and at least one aspiration.

9.8/10

Went when he was at Sugar back in 2006 or 2007. Everyone could tell I trained Affliction and Grey Goose. Is he doing any after-party appearances (like at a club)?

You're brilliant.

Audi drivers are either incredibly smart, incredibly good looking, or both.