Dr. Pomade

Believe me, I wasn't expecting a cinematic masterpiece. Instead, I figured that it might have some decent stuff (e.g., cool cars, hot girls) and plenty of stuff to laugh out loud at in an ironic sort of way. Little did I know it was going to be as insanely dumb as what it was. No lie, I knew the movie was going to be a disaster only about three minutes in - right when they showed the guy going 200mph through an S curve in the desert. And it only got worse from there. Also, for the record, I think the only thing that kept me there was the hope that they would show the Natasha girl naked.

Seriously, it made Fast and the Furious 3 look like The Godfather.

How about all bow before the mighty triple post?

How about you show up tonight and tell me how much you've missed me?

I'm picking the car up at 7:00, so I should be up there by about 7:30 or so. Anthony, not sure, I may be at IPS tomorrow. As for the showing, I don't really care what time - we can work out those details later. I just figured we could designate a place to meet and go from there.

How about meeting up at Hooters @ Polaris at around 7:00pm and then heading over to Rave @ Polaris for a showing of Redline, which starts at 9:40pm? All of the cool kids are doing it. P.S. I'm heading out to pick up my car from IPS in an hour or so. If you ain't gonna ride fly then you might as well hate me.

Yeah, I remember you saying you were unhappy with the name change. I guess I was just tired of it and wanted something different. As for the noob, he's actually not that far off, but he's skewing things to make it seem as though Mensa has to approve an intelligence test for it to be acceptable. Certainly, Mensa has fairly rigorous standards and will only accept certain intelligence tests as standard of proof of a particular IQ score, but simply because Mensa accepts them or rejects them does not necessary validate or invalidate an intelligence test's relative worth from an empirical or practical perspective.

Is that a rhetorical question, or should I answer it by pointing out that Thorne characteristically derailed the thread with his word salad?

First, retard, you're not even quoting Mensa correctly. Instead, it looks like you're making shit up again, like where you made up statistics about the portion of IQ tests that devoted to problem solving. Here's a fucking newsflash, Mr. Mensa: 100 percent of IQ tests are devoted to problem solving. Wouldn't be much of a question if you didn't need to solve a problem, huh? "Hello, this is an IQ test. Here's your first question. Think of the color blue. Okay, great! There's a point. Now, for the next question, listen to me say the following: "basketball." Okay, great, you did! Awesome, there's another point. Wow, from these results, you're a genius." Second, quit thinking that only intelligence tests utilized by Mensa are acceptable and, commensurately, quit typing all the stupid shit that you think you know about Mensa and intelligence tests just because you have a keyboard, a monitor, and an Internet connection. Rather, get back to me when you've done some research on the following tests not "accredited" by Mensa: - the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale - Third Edition - the Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children - Fourth Edition - the Woodcock-Johnson III Tests of Cognitive Abilities In the meantime, maybe you should try this really great, but very brief, measure of intelligence. Get a jigsaw puzzle. Put it in the oven. Turn the oven on to 450 degrees. Put the jigsaw puzzle together with your forehead in as little time as possible. If you can do it in under three minutes, then you're a genius.

This made me LOL.

I'm making the swim right now. Presently, I'm posting just off the coast of Greenland; yes, I know, I took a somewhat scenic route, but I think it'll be worth it. Okay, bye!

IIRC, I think he bought it at a dealership in Nebraska - maybe Omaha? I'm not sure where Woodhouse is (as I've actually never heard of it) and, admittedly, I'm not very knowledgeable about Viper dealers. Linn was telling me about it - he's actually from Nebraska. Maybe he'll chime in here. Yeah, though, I'm with you - a s/c 600rwhp car with a warranty is a pretty great set-up.

Please stop saying "Mensa accredited." I don't think you entirely know what you're talking about.

I think Marc meant to imply that the S/C was installed at the Dodge dealership and warrantaried in a fashion as though it was from the factory.

LOL, Joe's sig is sick.

I'm thinking about getting back into golf this spring/summer. Of course, I'll look ultra-pimp in a kangol and knickers. Back on topic, I'm entering my car in the burnout contest this year at the CSCC/CR car show. 23psi, Nitto DRs, and a bottle of bleach.

This post made me LOL. "Austin, listen, I like what you've done here. Good work. Now, bring me in a cup of coffee. Go easy on the cream this time. And cancel all my appointments on the afternoon of the 16th - I'm playing golf that afternoon."

He's a moron, and morons should be fired. Also, whoever said that one mistake should never cost someone their job was wrong. I think of plenty of jobs - including mine - in which one mistake routinely (and justifiably) results in immediate termination.

6 and counting. Believe the hype.

Groveport > * True story, bitches.

You, me, you, me, him, me, him, us, you, us, him, me?

Uh, wood? LOL.

So Carl, once his car is tuned, should be faster than Zavier even if Zavier's car was running? Speaking of Zavier, I still owe him a rematch. He got a healthy portion of my tail lights the last time we raced, and I think he wants seconds.

Oh snaps. Front him out.

Sorry, Joe, I kind of got the hijack started by running my mouth about that RX-7 meet, etc. My bad. Back on topic: who has the fastest FD in the city? I would assume Tinman is up there for fastest FC in the city, but who's laying claim for fastest FD? Zavier? Kyle (still)? Joe, you? Carl?