Dr. Pomade

BTW, Stanford is rolling. They are kind of shaping up like Ohio State last year: lose early to a team that later on everyone will be like "How the fuck did that happen?" and just curb-stomping everyone. They could be one to make noise come playoff time.

Those red helmet stickers look like spiders. I swear this fucking uniform was designed by Hot Topic.

Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, no. Okay, I was almost getting there with the black helmets with the green stickers. Like, it could work. I was at least tolerant of it, maybe even liking it. Now, this - which appears to be what a third grader would think would look cool if allowed to design the uniforms. Black helmets, red stickers, dumb, dumb, and dummy dumb. Fuck the dumb, fuck this stupid uniform. If we lose I am going to troll Ohio State forever about this. Can we get red laser beams to shoot out from the visors? How about some rubies encrusted in our shoes? These uniforms are the equivalent of the old Vette guy who coordinates every single thing on his car in a nauseating way, where you are looking at him and feeling sorry for him because he thinks that it's cool that the floor mats match his license plate cover and those things match his jacket and his Vette hat.

Perfection.

Please feel free to give me suggestions for what jive's new name might be in the event I win.

Locked in. I win (OSU beats Michigan): you owe me $200 and you have to change your name to something with my approval. You win (Michigan beats OSU): you owe me $0 and I have to change my name to something with your approval. Sound right?

Yeah, the Gen 1 was straight clown shoe. The Viper in the first vid is a second gen - which I have always really liked. The Viper in the second vid now has me close to opening Google and searching things like "MSRP new Viper" and "specs new Viper." Seriously, that's a good looking car. A couple of questions for you guys: 1. What is that paint? It looks matte, but with a sheen - if that makes sense. I normally hate matte finishes, but I am really digging whatever this paint is. 2. Can we trust those sounds from the Viper are the sounds that really come out of the Viper? They have always had the reputation of sounding like ass. 3. Would it be acceptable to buy one of the new Vipers, strap a 300 shot on it, roll into a car meet, and then just purge the lines repeatedly as I drove through the parking lot?

I could see that happening, too. Or, now that I'm thinking of it, maybe USC comes a calling...

Agreed.

I won't be surprised if Michigan beats Michigan State. I will be shocked if Clemson loses to BC. Also, what's our bet on the OSU-Michigan game? Double or nothing or something else (like name change bet)?

Holy fuck Boise got crushed. Joshie is now crying on the inside and maybe a little on the outside. Some other thoughts: - Houston won big, still undefeated. Herman can come back this way when Meyer retires. - so many good games today. im taking Florida over LSU, Bama over AM, Notre Dame over USCarfire, and Michigan State over Michigan.

Only further proof that Ohio State is trolling me! On a side note, I love night games for so many reasons. I can get all my work done for the day, etc.

1. Buy a GTR. It has AWD so it will be fine in the winter. It also has a back seat and a trunk so you and the wife and kids can move out of your apartment and just live in the GTR. 2. No need to pay for rent or utilities since you're now living in GTR. 3. Your monthly expenses have now dropped drastically. 4. Roll into the car meets with your family and a fair amount of swag.

Yeah unfortunately though we raised big pre-flop and got several calls. Then the flop came and it was a board that scared exactly no one away. And in fact several others bet into us, despite the fact we were driving the pre-flop action. So now we just have to call because we don't have the cards to re-raise and instead are limping in with just a call and hoping to get our advantage on the turn.

Oddly, I think I actually like the green leaves on the black helmet. Here's why I don't like the green leaves on the other alternate unis: it makes it look like one of our colors are green when the helmet is full of (very bright green) buckeye stickers. Like when we played Clemson - I swear it looked like it was a "Christmas Edition" alternate uni. I'm looking forward to the black out. I hope it just doesn't turn into a Ohio State funeral.

Double or nothing or do you want to bet on something else?

It was wicked.

I just ran into Ice Cube in a hotel elevator in Atlanta.

Glad to hear she is okay. That sucks about the car. So sorry to hear this.

Wasnt it Wake Forest that was tied with VT 0-0 at the end of regulation last year? Offensive juggernaut.

Scrolling marquee on ESPN says Spurrier is going to retire.

BC over Clemson would be the singlets greatest act of Clemsoning known to man. BC got beat by Wake Forest, 3 - 0.

Do they also sell pomade, swag, and bachelor's degrees in general douchiness?

Urban coaching is not fair, period - that dude is only behind two legendary Notre Dame coaches for all time winning percentage.

8-4 in home night games = 66% winning percentage 5-1 under Meyer = 80% winning percentage ______________________________________ Ohio State's overall win percentage = 72% (got that from Wikipedia) Ohio State is, by my count, 164 - 36 since 2000. That means they have played 200 games since 2000 (which is kind of cool), and have won 164 of them. That winning percentage is 82% Ohio State is, under Meyer, 44-3. That is a winning percentage of 93%. Edit: my count included the 2010 season because I saw with my own eyes Ohio State beat 12 teams that year (and they should have beat Wisconsin, too - fuck you, Bielema).