Dr. Pomade

I just remembered (Steve posting reminded me): I have two window-mounted air condition units for sale. I updated the OP. They are both in really good condition. Neither is more than like 18 months old, if I am not mistaken. They both look like this: http://www.hvac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Window-Air-Conditioner1.jpg $50 each. I will sell you each of the arms for $1,000,000 or $3,000,000 for all four of them. The fake Rolex being worn awkwardly by one of the arms is priceless and thus not for sale.

Yes, it comes with those chairs, that rug, the table thing in background, the serving tray, those fake limes or whatever those things are, and even the set stairs in background. All for $50. However, all of those other things are invisible and don't exist because I just posted a picture of a table that looks like my table from the Internet.

The sad face exhaust still gets me every time. How in the world they didn't see that and fix it is beyond me. No, wait, it's not. I totally understand why they wouldn't say, "Hey, guys, this car looks like it's in shocked agony - we probably should change this."

It looks like this one. We got it from Crate and Barrel. http://cdn.decoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/dark-wooden-expandable-dining-table.jpg

Thank you We really like it. We moved because we wanted more land.

Here's another attempt at the couch: http://www.furniturestorenc.com/img/products/Bernhardt/color/Vincent_1557SL-m.jpg

http://www.collegefootballplayoff.com/view-rankings I'm pleasantly surprised by Ohio State being ranked #3. It means, to me, Ohio State has some clout with the committee. Personally, I don't think Ohio State deserves to be #3, but I'll take it nonetheless. Some other thoughts: - I think the committee has it right: (1) Clemson (2) Alabama (3) Ohio State (4) Notre Dame - I love to see Iowa sneaking up there to #5. I think Barry and Tom are probably lobbying hard (read: throwing around their weight) on the committee for the B10 teams. -If Iowa wins out, and Ohio State does too, I think it pretty much guarantees a B10 in the final 4. -The winner of the Notre Dame/Stanford game is looking like a lock for the final 4, provided both win out. -with Alabama at #2, it's clear to me that the playoff is okay with bad losses early. The precedent was set with Ohio State last year, and the message is being sent loud and clear with Alabama this year. Also, I agree with them: losses shouldn't count as much as what they have in the past (like in the BCS system). Over the years, I have seen some of the best teams in the nation playing the best ball at the end of the year that have a loss on their resume, like 2000 Miami and 2008 USC. I'm cool with Alabama at #2. They certainly look the part according to my eyes. -it's clear the playoff committee doesn't favor the B12. And I'm fine with that, too. I think there's an excellent chance they get left out again this year, and even if they have an undefeated champion. -Here's who will definitely be in if they win out: -Clemson -Ohio State -Alabama -Notre Dame I don't see how you move any of those teams out in favor for anyone else if those four teams don't lose again. Do you?

http://builtinpgh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/leather-sleeper-sofas-dark-brown-capri-sofa.jpg The couch looks pretty much identical to this one, though it doesn't have the legs on it anymore. No readily identifiable jizz stains, I'm happy to report. Edit: I tried to fix the link. Let me know if it still doesn't work.

UPDATE: I will be at my place around 1:00 pm today (Sunday, 11-15-15). Text me before you come my way to make sure that what you're interested in is still available. Everything needs to go today, so I'll be motivated to make deals, etc. My cell is 614-325-5970. IMPORTANT: bring friends/family to help you move stuff as well as your own tools to take things apart, etc. I'm going to be busy doing other things and won't have time to help you load things up, so bring people with you to help. ______________ Remember when I moved offices and I sold a bunch of my stuff for cheap? Of course you don't, but that's okay, because I'm here to remind you that it was fucking awesome. Don't believe me? Ask Jordan, our resident Jet Auto godlike figure. Anyway, this isn't about Jordan, it's about me moving again. Only this time I'm moving houses. And, because I'm lazy and don't have very big quads, I don't really feel like moving a lot of the stuff left at my old house. This is where you come in. Come get this stuff out of my house, please. I'm going to list here some of the stuff that I have. I will try to list prices along with them. However, just like with my office move, I really don't care too much about prices. Just show up with some cash and tell me what you want and we'll figure it out from there. Seriously, I'm the worst negotiator in the history of money or negotiating, whichever came first. Here's some stuff that I have: - a brown, leather sleeper sofa. It's in great condition, IMHO. It's fucking heavy, which means it's quality, I think. Or it just means it's fucking heavy. Whatever, I'll sell it for $100. I think it cost like $1500 when I bought it. Seriously, it is/was a nice couch. - a dark brown, wooden dining room table. It's in pretty decent condition. It has a few nicks in it. I bet you could color in the nicks with a brown Crayola marker. It has a section in the middle that you can take out and make it into a smaller table, so if you are poor and have a small house this table will still work for you. The table seats 6 people easily, and 8 people if everyone is small or anorexic. I think it's probably about 7 feet long and about 4 feet wide. I'm not a fucking engineer so don't quote me on that. It's plain, kind of contemporary. $50 for this wonderful piece of craftsmanship and family togetherness. - a book shelf. It's dark, like almost black. I think it's wood, or something that resembles wood. It's it great shape. It's about 5 feet tall. I have a matching one in my new house, which means that it's cool enough for really cool people. It's fairly plain. Understated, but elegant, I'd say. JK, it's just plain. $25 will buy you this and a firm handshake from me. - a xerox workcenter m20i. I tried to sell this to you guys before. If you don't remember, here's the thread: http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121048 Of course, because you are all savvy buyers, no one took me up on my offer. I realize now that you're playing hardball. Realizing the error of my ways, I've reduced the price of it to $50. However, when you show up, you will tell me that you are only going to give me $25 for it, and I'll agree and then you'll tell your wife how much of a badass negotiator you are. Think of me when you're sexing her later. - I still have these stupid medical exam tables. Remember them? Here's the thread: http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121050 Come get these, please. They are yours if you can find a way of getting them out of here. Just need them gone. Bye bye - a coffee table. It's an ordinary coffee table. $10. I think it has some bite marks on it from our dog when she was a puppy. - I have two air conditioning unit things. Both work great. I bought one off Steve (Killjoy) a few months ago. I can try to look up the specs on them later. Both are in great condition. Neither are more than 18 months old, if I am not mistaken. $50 for each of them. Those are all the main things I can think of off the top of my head. I will update the thread with other things that I have once I get back over to my old house and take another look. I know that I have entire basement full of things, like pieces of furniture, some baby stuff (like a high chair and a crib), and odds and ends. If you're into garage sales or a hoarder, then just come over, tell me what you want, give me a few bucks, and do us both a favor and get it the hell out of my basement. I'm planning on being at the house on Sunday, November 15 for a sizable chunk of the day, and that's when I'd like to arrange for people to come over. I am going to do this on a first come, first serve basis. I'll update the thread with more about when exactly I'm headed over there as Sunday nears. My address is 432 W 5th Avenue, 43201. I'm essentially at the intersection of 5th Avenue and Battelle. Parking is a pain in the ass. You'll likely have to stop on Battelle Avenue just behind my place, as there likely won't be parking anywhere else that's close. Parking on Battelle isn't bad; just put on your hazards. My cell is 614-325-5970. Please don't text me nudes. JK, text away. I don't have pictures of the stuff at the moment. I might be able to get pictures at some point if it comes to that. Let me know if there's anything else that I'm leaving out.

RIP wallet Harsh. The next time I notice new pavement on 77 in Virginia, I will know who to thank.

Yeah, I agree, you are splitting hairs and, I think, making it less descriptive, not more, when you say it's in Columbus. If someone asked you where this bakery is located and you said "in Columbus," then that could mean it could be located in Victorian Village, the Short North, Harrison West, the Arena District, the Brewery District, Milo Grogan, the Discovery District, the King Lincoln District, German Village, the South End, or the Linden area, not to mention about 25 other neighborhoods or districts. Technically, Resch's might have a Columbus address, but it's in the Whitehall area. And that's more descriptive for the OP than saying, "It's in Columbus."

Why don't you just go to Krispy Kreme you lazy fatass.

I think you guys are underestimating the committee's willingness to shuffle the rankings. It's clear they aren't just looking at the AP and coaches poll. I think they toss Ohio state from top 4 (and they will be justified doing it - Ohio State as they sit right now looks pedestrian at best). Just because Ohio State was 3 this week doesn't mean they need to stay close to that next week. Stare decisis is not the committee's calling card, in my opinion.

You have to get to the Lil Donut Factory (in Hilliard) early or call in an order early. They sell out quick and will close down the store when the donuts are gone. Seriously, you can roll in there at like 9:00 am and it's closed because all the donuts have been sold. Resch's (in Whitehall) has had really good donuts for decades. Solid choice, don't think you'll be disappointed in the quality. It's kind of in a sketchy area, though. As for the gourmet stuff, I don't have anything of value to offer other than maybe Piece of Cake in the Short North. I think they may have some gourmet stuff there.

Yeah, and they should. They just handled the #2 team. Ohio State likely and should drop to at least #4. Notre Dame will be #3, I think. Baylor might slide in at the #4 spot. I'd expect Ohio State to be #5, honestly. Also, in the AP poll, Ohio State got bumped from #1 spot by Clemson.

Me too. This time we won't have a third string QB that really can't throw all that well running an offense that he isn't really designed to run. Instead, we'll have Barrett running it, who we all know runs it far better than Cardale. Oh and we will also have Braxton this year, who adds a wrinkle to the offense that wasn't there last year. And I'm pretty sure our defense is playing appreciably better now than what it was last year. Speaking of dlines, I'll put Ohio State's up against anyone else's dline and feel confident that we'd come out okay. I've said to anyone that would listen, if JT Barrett played in those three games last year that Cardale started, he would have thrown for about 1000 yards. Alabama would have been lucky to have been in the game. Alabama's dline did great stopping a one-dimensional offense. Now let's see them cover in space against a fast, athletic team. So, yeah, I hope they meet too.

Writing out check now...

Yeah, that game effectively killed Fournette's Heisman hopes and launched Henry's in earnest. If everyone holds serve, I think the Clemson QB (Watson) wins it. He's the best player on what will be a playoff team (if not the #1 team) and has good stats and played decently in big games, like this week versus Florida State. If Clemson loses, then their QB is out of contention. If Zeke, Henry, or the kid from Stanford go bonkers, then they would leapfrog the Clemson QB and win it, especially if the Clemson QB doesn't put up great numbers. I think a RB has a great shot of winning it this year. I think people currently have QB stats fatigue and just don't care about huge numbers anymore - mostly because everyone seems to have them. Hell, every QB in the B12 throws for like 500 yards and 5 TDs a game - in a losing effort.

Alabama is kind of like Ohio State last year: suffer a WTF Loss at home early and then get on a steady roll as the year goes on

Did Elliott get 100+

Fournette's heisman campaign is over I think. The front runners for heisman are the guy from Stanford the QB for Clemson. If Elliot gets going in last few games he might get in the mix

I blame Cardale - it was one of his 158 under-thrown balls of the night. Had the thrown been where it should have been, Braxton walks into the end zone. And did I say we should be 15 in rankings? I meant 51.

we should be about 15 come next playoff ranking

Oklahoma is poised to make noise down the stretch.

Derrick Henry is missing a neck.